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> An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... > Older Woman: "Is there a problem, Officer?" > Officer: "Ma'am, you were speeding."
> Older Woman: "Oh, I see." > Officer: "Can I see your license please?" > Older Woman: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." > Officer: "Don't have one? " > Older Woman: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. " > Officer: "I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. " > Older Woman: "I can't do that. " > Officer: "Why not? " > Older Woman: "I stole this car. " > Officer: "Stole it? " > Older Woman: "Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner." > Officer: "You what? " > Older Woman: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you > want to see." > The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and > calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A > senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
> > Officer 2: "Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The > woman steps out of her vehicle.
> Older woman: "Is there a problem sir?" > Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car > and murdered the owner." > Older Woman: "Murdered the owner? " > Officer 2: "Yes, would you open the trunk of your car, please." > The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. > Officer 2: "Is this your car, ma'am?" > Older Woman: "Yes, here are the registration papers." The officer is > quite stunned. > Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving > license." > The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a driver's license and > hands it to the officer. > The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. > Officer 2: "Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't > have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and > hacked up the owner." > Older Woman: "Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too."
Nice way to "punk" with the authorities... [ December 29, 2005: Message edited by: Marilyn de Queiroz ]
If you can't convince them, confuse them!
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Here is something to share with...
Joke 1 A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Joke 2 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".