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Mark Spritzler
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So a bear goes into a bar and goes to the bartender

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and tonic"

So the bartender goes.

"Sure, no problem. But what's with the big pause?"


Mark
 
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But I hate gin! Instead can I have a black







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russian?
[ January 02, 2006: Message edited by: Bear Bibeault ]
 
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Originally posted by Bear Bibeault:
But I hate gin! Can I have a black russian instead?


I think you forgot to paws for effect. :roll:
 
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You're right... I'll go back and fix it!
 
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Originally posted by Maximilian Stocker:


I think you forgot to paws for effect. :roll:


You have to bear with him.
[ January 02, 2006: Message edited by: Stuart Ash ]
 
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Man, you guys are soooo close to being banned for life from JavaRanch, for bad jokes.
 
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Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
Man, you guys are soooo close to being banned for life from JavaRanch, for bad jokes.


You mean unbearable jokes
 
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So a bear goes into a bar and goes to the bartender


Which bear are u talking about.
 
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Originally posted by Vishnu Prakash:


Which bear are u talking about.




All that you wanted the bear to bare but were afraid to ask.

 
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