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Once upon a time , there was a man moving in the street and suddenly he stop.....???
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
Once upon a time , there was a man moving in the street and suddenly he stop.....???



He saw Indian sized pothole
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


He saw Indian sized pothole



....He cursed the government and moved On, and as the fate had it, on the next turn....
 
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May be because someone singing this song.
 
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May be the street , he was moving was closed
 
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yup that was long long ago.
 
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[
Rule of the game--->
--> No May Be's....
just write what you think HAD happened..
and next one HAS TO continue from there..
]

-Ramy...
 
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
yup that was long long ago.



...that this street was closed, as some strange things were happening at that particular turn from previous 20 months....
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
Once upon a time , there was a man moving in the street and suddenly he stop.....???



He saw the stop sign board near the PVR.
 
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


...that this street was closed, as some strange things were happening at that particular turn from previous 20 months....



He stopped there for some time and then turned back..
 
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Originally posted by Pradip Bhat:



He saw the stop sign board near the PVR.


[
Bhatt sahab..
put down those dark glasses(which dont look gud on u, as none does ).. and read the rules of this thread..

and dont worry, after today you are gonna hate this word PVR till eternity

-Ramy....
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[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Ramender Mall ]
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


He stopped there for some time and then turned back..



...and now he was facing the same pothole again...
 
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


...and now he was facing the same pothole again...



suddenly he started flying in the air..
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


suddenly he started flying in the air..



..uh oh....
 
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


..uh oh....



sounds like he fall down
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


sounds like he fall down



 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


sounds like he fall down



...he stood up and walked up to the same pothole again...
[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Ramender Mall ]
 
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


...he stood up and walked up to the same pothole again...

[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Ramender Mall ]



This time he saw a gun near the pothole and picked that gun..
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


This time he saw a gun near the pothole and picked that gun..



....he shot himself and commited suicide.
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


This time he saw a gun near the pothole and picked that gun..



..and he put it down, as he was a programmer and the gun had "deadline" written over it....
 
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Originally posted by Mani Ram:


....he shot himself and commited suicide.



...No , he was a nice man...lets give him another chance to live...
 
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Originally posted by Mani Ram:


....he shot himself and commited suicide.



..There was no bullet in the gun..
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


..There was no bullet in the gun..



.. man got a life...
 
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...Rest for tomorrow ...I am going .bye
 
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


..There was no bullet in the gun..



Read again. I didn't say, he tried to commit sucide, but I said he commited sucide, which would be impossible if there was no bullet in the gun.

Try something else like "He went to heaven and met God there"

(Why heaven and why not hell? Well, it is because Ramender Mall said that he was a nice guy )
[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Mani Ram ]
 
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Originally posted by Mani Ram:


Read again. I didn't say, he tried to commit sucide, but I said he commited sucide, which would be impossible if there was no bullet in the gun.

Try something else like "He went to heaven and met God there"

(Why heaven and why not hell? Well, it is because Ramender Mall said that he was a nice guy )

[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Mani Ram ]



[
point taken...
]
..God told him that as you had been such a nice chap al thro' your life, I give you one more life....shvooo..and he is on the same road again, facing the same pothole...

-Ramy...
 
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Now that God has given the man another life, he decides to dedicate it to resolving the pothole problems of the world. he sets out walking and he stops....
 
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Originally posted by Ajay Mathew:
Now that God has given the man another life, he decides to dedicate it to resolving the pothole problems of the world. he sets out walking and he stops....



...in front of a Local Road Maintainance Office, surprised to see recruitments Going On, muttering to himself-"God is Great", He...
 
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..... Hey what happened then...
 
Don't get me started about those stupid light bulbs.
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