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Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Once upon a time , there was a man moving in the street and suddenly he stop.....???


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Chetan Parekh
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
Once upon a time , there was a man moving in the street and suddenly he stop.....???


He saw Indian sized pothole


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Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


He saw Indian sized pothole


....He cursed the government and moved On, and as the fate had it, on the next turn....
Chetan Parekh
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May be because someone singing this song.
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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May be the street , he was moving was closed
Sameer Jamal
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yup that was long long ago.
Ramender Mall
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[
Rule of the game--->
--> No May Be's....
just write what you think HAD happened..
and next one HAS TO continue from there..
]

-Ramy...
Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
yup that was long long ago.


...that this street was closed, as some strange things were happening at that particular turn from previous 20 months....
Pradeep bhatt
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
Once upon a time , there was a man moving in the street and suddenly he stop.....???


He saw the stop sign board near the PVR.


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Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


...that this street was closed, as some strange things were happening at that particular turn from previous 20 months....


He stopped there for some time and then turned back..
Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Pradip Bhat:



He saw the stop sign board near the PVR.

[
Bhatt sahab..
put down those dark glasses(which dont look gud on u, as none does ).. and read the rules of this thread..

and dont worry, after today you are gonna hate this word PVR till eternity

-Ramy....
]
[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Ramender Mall ]
Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


He stopped there for some time and then turned back..


...and now he was facing the same pothole again...
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


...and now he was facing the same pothole again...


suddenly he started flying in the air..
Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


suddenly he started flying in the air..


..uh oh....
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


..uh oh....


sounds like he fall down
Pradeep bhatt
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


sounds like he fall down


Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


sounds like he fall down


...he stood up and walked up to the same pothole again...
[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Ramender Mall ]
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


...he stood up and walked up to the same pothole again...

[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Ramender Mall ]


This time he saw a gun near the pothole and picked that gun..
Mani Ram
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


This time he saw a gun near the pothole and picked that gun..


....he shot himself and commited suicide.


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Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


This time he saw a gun near the pothole and picked that gun..


..and he put it down, as he was a programmer and the gun had "deadline" written over it....
Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Mani Ram:


....he shot himself and commited suicide.


...No , he was a nice man...lets give him another chance to live...
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Originally posted by Mani Ram:


....he shot himself and commited suicide.


..There was no bullet in the gun..
Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


..There was no bullet in the gun..


.. man got a life...
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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...Rest for tomorrow ...I am going .bye
Mani Ram
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:


..There was no bullet in the gun..


Read again. I didn't say, he tried to commit sucide, but I said he commited sucide, which would be impossible if there was no bullet in the gun.

Try something else like "He went to heaven and met God there"

(Why heaven and why not hell? Well, it is because Ramender Mall said that he was a nice guy )
[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Mani Ram ]
Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Mani Ram:


Read again. I didn't say, he tried to commit sucide, but I said he commited sucide, which would be impossible if there was no bullet in the gun.

Try something else like "He went to heaven and met God there"

(Why heaven and why not hell? Well, it is because Ramender Mall said that he was a nice guy )

[ January 19, 2006: Message edited by: Mani Ram ]


[
point taken...
]
..God told him that as you had been such a nice chap al thro' your life, I give you one more life....shvooo..and he is on the same road again, facing the same pothole...

-Ramy...
Aj Mathia
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Now that God has given the man another life, he decides to dedicate it to resolving the pothole problems of the world. he sets out walking and he stops....


You think you know me .... You will never know me ... You know only what I let you know ... You are just a puppet ... --CMG
Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Ajay Mathew:
Now that God has given the man another life, he decides to dedicate it to resolving the pothole problems of the world. he sets out walking and he stops....


...in front of a Local Road Maintainance Office, surprised to see recruitments Going On, muttering to himself-"God is Great", He...
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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..... Hey what happened then...
 
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