{posted for Jeffery Hunter: I(Max Habibi) tried to clean up the formatting, and somehow screwed it}
Okay, I am in tears over this. I came to the one place I knew it would be appreciated, and being that it has to do with our friend Chuck, I put it in this
thread. This is courtesy of Jerry Joplin. Here are some highlights, and the link follows:
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris' deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out of the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face.A synchronize does not protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it. More
here.
[ April 07, 2006: Message edited by: Jeffrey Hunter ]