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paul wheaton
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(starting off)

if you're not pissing somebody off once in a while, you're just not living.

if you're not getting pissed off once in a while, you're just not paying attention.


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Nick George
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If you're not pissing once in a while, you're very unhealthy.


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Ernest Friedman-Hill
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"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.


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Dave Lenton
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If you can't tell the difference between two things, then its best to treat them as if they are the same.


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David O'Meara
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.


Thank you, I needed that
[ January 30, 2006: Message edited by: David O'Meara ]
Chetan Parekh
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.


Hry Ernest Friedman-Hill, you were very wise at 8.


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Marco Davids II
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it's better to be pissed off than pissed on
Mark Spritzler
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He who laughs last, didn't understand the joke for a long time, then finally got it.

Mark


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Rob Halpin
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to smell the roses, you could miss it.
Ulf Dittmer
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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'WOW What a Ride!'"


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Zip Ped
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"You can take life as it comes or you can grab life by the horns." - Dodge.

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Jesus Angeles
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Be prepared, and plan always, as, If anything can go wrong, it will
Jim Yingst
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


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Sania Marsh
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.


If you found a note saying "Don't eat my chips" in Potato chips bag, and you didn't write it - everything is not gonna be alright.
 
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