rules to live by

(starting off)

if you're not pissing somebody off once in a while, you're just not living.

if you're not getting pissed off once in a while, you're just not paying attention.

If you're not pissing once in a while, you're very unhealthy.

"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.

If you can't tell the difference between two things, then its best to treat them as if they are the same.

Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.

Thank you, I needed that

[ January 30, 2006: Message edited by: David O'Meara ]

Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.

Hry Ernest Friedman-Hill, you were very wise at 8.

it's better to be pissed off than pissed on

He who laughs last, didn't understand the joke for a long time, then finally got it.

Mark

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to smell the roses, you could miss it.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'WOW What a Ride!'"

"You can take life as it comes or you can grab life by the horns." - Dodge.

I love the Dodge Charger commercials.

Be prepared, and plan always, as, If anything can go wrong, it will

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
"If everyone eats their own potato chips, everything's gonna be alright."

I reportedly said this in my sleep at age 8.

If you found a note saying "Don't eat my chips" in Potato chips bag, and you didn't write it - everything is not gonna be alright.