what happens when you fall in love

please do not laugh at it for i have not fallen in serious love still i have heard a lot.You please share your ideas

Love is for weak minded people.Not for us and you.You are SCJP,third year BTech!!Your aim should be to work ,work and work and not going behind the girls and SMSing adulterated Mirza Ghalib shaayri and sitting in cafe coffee day.
regards
JN

Originally posted by Jaya Nagar:
Love is for weak minded people.Not for us and you.You are SCJP,third year BTech!!Your aim should be to work ,work and work and not going behind the girls and SMSing adulterated Mirza Ghalib shaayri and sitting in cafe coffee day.
regards
JN

Hey I felt Aurangzeb died long ago.

[ February 06, 2006: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]

what happens when you fall in love

Its very difficult to rise again.

Installing Love

Customer Service: Can you install Love?

Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to
install now. What do I do first?

Service: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is
it okay to install while they are running?

Service: What programs are running?

Customer: Let me see... I have Past hurt.exe, Low esteem.exe, Grudge.exe and
Resentment.com running right now.

Service: No problem. Love will automatically erase "Past hurt.exe" from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually overwrite
Lowesteem.exe whit a module of its own, called High esteem.exe. However, you
have to completely turn off Grudge.exe and Resentment.com. Those programs
prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Service: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness.exe. Do
this as many times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.com have
been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done. Love has started installing itself automatically.
Is that normal?

Service: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall
for the life of your Heart. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Service: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to
begin connecting to other Hearts to get the upgrades.

Customer: It says "Error 412 - Program not run on internal components."
What does that mean?

Service: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on external Hearts but has not yet been running on
your Heart. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in
non-technical terms it means that you have to "love" your own machine before
it can "love" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Service: Can you find the directory called "Self-acceptance"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Service: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Service: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to
the "Myheart" directory: Forgiveself.doc, Selfesteem.txt, Realizeworth.txt
and Goodness.doc. The system will overwrite conflicting files and begin
patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete
"Selfcriticize.exe" from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin
afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it! Wow! My Heart is filling up with really neat files.
Smile.mpg is playing on my monitor right now, and it shows that Warmth.com,
Peace.exe and Contentment.com are copying themselves all over my Heart!

Service: Then Love is installed and running. You should be able to handle it
from here. One more thing before I go...

Customer: Yes?

Service: Love is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to
everybody you are meeting. They will in turn share it with other people, and
they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Service: You're very welcome.

Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
Installing Love

Customer Service: Can you install Love?

Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to
install now. What do I do first?

Service: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is
it okay to install while they are running?

Service: What programs are running?

Customer: Let me see... I have Past hurt.exe, Low esteem.exe, Grudge.exe and
Resentment.com running right now.

Service: No problem. Love will automatically erase "Past hurt.exe" from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually overwrite
Lowesteem.exe whit a module of its own, called High esteem.exe. However, you
have to completely turn off Grudge.exe and Resentment.com. Those programs
prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Service: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness.exe. Do
this as many times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.com have
been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I'm done. Love has started installing itself automatically.
Is that normal?

Service: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall
for the life of your Heart. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Service: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to
begin connecting to other Hearts to get the upgrades.

Customer: It says "Error 412 - Program not run on internal components."
What does that mean?

Service: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on external Hearts but has not yet been running on
your Heart. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in
non-technical terms it means that you have to "love" your own machine before
it can "love" others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Service: Can you find the directory called "Self-acceptance"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Service: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Service: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to
the "Myheart" directory: Forgiveself.doc, Selfesteem.txt, Realizeworth.txt
and Goodness.doc. The system will overwrite conflicting files and begin
patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete
"Selfcriticize.exe" from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin
afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it! Wow! My Heart is filling up with really neat files.
Smile.mpg is playing on my monitor right now, and it shows that Warmth.com,
Peace.exe and Contentment.com are copying themselves all over my Heart!

Service: Then Love is installed and running. You should be able to handle it
from here. One more thing before I go...

Customer: Yes?

Service: Love is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to
everybody you are meeting. They will in turn share it with other people, and
they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

Service: You're very welcome.

Really, really, really nice!!!

I am shamelessly copy-pasting it and sending it to my friends!

Maybe I need to run "Forgiveness.exe" myself!

- Manish

I am really 404ed whether love is freeware or NAGware?

Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:
I am really 404ed whether love is freeware or NAGware?

Actually, it's not 404 -- instead it is 500 - Internal Server Error!

- Manish

Originally posted by Jaya Nagar:
Love is for weak minded people.Not for us and you.You are SCJP,third year BTech!!Your aim should be to work ,work and work and not going behind the girls and SMSing adulterated Mirza Ghalib shaayri and sitting in cafe coffee day.
regards
JN

That was good one.
You really made me laugh....

So much advices i got from Jaya...........Yeah I appreciate them but she forgot that I am posting it in MeaningLESS Drivel

Shall I collapse?
PS:I too am one of those persons who believe love IS WASTE.

Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:
persons who believe love IS WASTE.

Then you've never really felt it.
When you do ... and you will ... and you'll have no control over it ... as Chetan said it's very difficult to rise again. I know it totally changed everything for me but I wouldn't change it for anything in the world.

Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:

So much advices i got from Jaya...........Yeah I appreciate them but she forgot that I am posting it in MeaningLESS Drivel
Shall I collapse?
PS:I too am one of those persons who believe love IS WASTE.

Jaya is "He" and not "she".

Love is spam...you keep deleting it, but it just keeps on pouring in....

Originally posted by Manish Hatwalne:

Really, really, really nice!!!
I am shamelessly copy-pasting it and sending it to my friends!
Maybe I need to run "Forgiveness.exe" myself!

- Manish

Me Tooooo!!!

i think love is just an infatuation .
anyway i fall in love in final year of my college days . it was great.

Love is spam...you keep deleting it, but it just keeps on pouring in....

Liked it ....

anyway i fall in love in final year of my college days . it was great.

Why it was great?Did you get your love?Am I intruding in your Tragedy?

But "It was great" epitomizes that it would have been success

Originally posted by agrah upadhyay:

Why it was great?Did you get your love?Am I intruding in your Tragedy?
But "It was great" epitomizes that it would have been success

Oh Man, you're yet to grow. Don't see things in such an oversimplified way. Maybe we should talk after 10 years, given that you're in 3rd year B.Tech, it wil take some growing up!!!

- Manish

Hey Agrah,

A gift for you: How to Make Anyone Fall in Love with You

Oh Man, you're yet to grow. Don't see things in such an oversimplified way. Maybe we should talk after 10 years, given that you're in 3rd year B.Tech, it wil take some growing up!!!

I did not get it

Is it possible only after 10 Years?

Actually i did not get even your context.....

what happens when you fall in love

you fall in love

Dude...if you want to feel it, get a girl....see if u cannot live without her,keep dreaming about her or cannot tolerate her...either ways there are 99% chances that you would break up after college.

If you cant find a girl ...then finish you engineering, learn Java and get a Job.

A girl cant get you a job but your Degree might get you a Job and a girl...

It is still early stage, with the first encounter but today was the closest thing I had at love at first sight, at English grammar evening school. She is quit talkative and social but I think she is a female Aspie, while I said I liked romantic comedy movies, she said she like Lord Of Rings but the both of us like EuroTrash.

Anyway to cut it short I am so happy, that I decided to drink my cooking Chinese Rice Wine, I am getting to RatAssed to finish this message.

[ February 08, 2006: Message edited by: Gerald Davis ]

Nothing describes love better than this:

Allaah Rasuul Kaa Faramaan Ishq Hai
Yaane Hafiiz Ishq Hai, Quraan Ishq Hai
Gautam Kaa Aur Masiih Kaa Aramaan Ishq Hai
Ye Kaayanaat Jism Hai Aur Jaan Ishq Hai
Ishq Saramad, Ishq Hii Ma.Nsuur Hai
Ishq Muusaa, Ishq Koh-E-Noor Hai
Khaaq Ko But, Aur But Ko Devataa Karataa Hai Ishq
Intahaa Ye Hai Ke Ba.Nde Ko Khudaa Karataa Hai Ishq

Haa.N Ishq Ishq Teraa Ishq Ishq
Teraa Ishq Ishq, Ishq Ishq ...

I do not konw the meaning of all the words but here my translation anyway:

Love is a directive from Allah,
(yaane Hafiiz) is love, Quran is love,
Gautam's (Buddha) and Christ's wish is love,
This mass of people is body and its soul is love,
Saramad(?) is love, Ma.Nsuur(?) is love,
Moses is love, Koh-i-Noor (the diamond) is love,
It makes idol out of sand, and god out of idol,
The best part is that is makes god out of a human.

As you probably know, this is a part of a song (qauwwali) in a very old movie Barsaat (or Barsaat ki Raat?). Mohammad Rafi sang this part of the song and it is just amazing. The lyric, the music, the voice, it is just so ....I don't have the words to describe it. You would have to listen to feel it.

Anyway, when you fall in love, you stop thinking. Yes, that is what happens when you fall in love. Of course, many things happen when you stop thinking. One of them is marriage

Ram Bhakt said:

Anyway, when you fall in love, you stop thinking. Yes, that is what happens when you fall in love. Of course, many things happen when you stop thinking. One of them is marriage

That is a nice summary of the subject. But trust me, experience will teach you not to stop thinking completely, no matter how much you want to. On balance, I think that's a good lesson, although a tough one to learn...

Someone once said
"Dont Fall, but Rise in Love."

All the Best for Gerald Davis!!!

Originally posted by Gerald Davis:
Anyway to cut it short I am so happy, that I decided to drink my cooking Chinese Rice Wine

Woah! That's exactly why every house should always have a supply of emergency whisky so that people don't have to resort to drinking cooking alcohol when in need of a celebration.

Rice wine? As a drink on its own?