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Moose called me

Chetan Parekh
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Moose called me on my cell last night – he sounded very upset and angry. When I asked the reason, he told me that he was expecting image of his spouse beside his image in new forum software. But he found boring text (A friendly place for Java greenhorns!) beside him. He promised me to call me again tonight. What should I tell him tonight??

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Jesper de Jong
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Tell him that you are going to put his spouse next to him. (And post the result here!).

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Mandar Khire
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Tell him to watch first movie Mighty Like a Moose with his spouse!

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Marc Peabody
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His spouse is the Fly but they're going through a rough patch right now.

I think they'll make it through this tough time. The two are perfect for one another and the Fly nose the Moose inside and out.

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Arvind Mahendra
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I thought the moose was called 'rudolph'? :?:

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Should that be "spoose"?

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Chetan Parekh
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Last night again moose called me. He was drunk. He spoke in moose language so I wasn’t able to understand what he was saying. :roll:
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Sachin Patil
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He was drunk

I suspect, it was other way round.

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Chetan Parekh
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Sachin Patil wrote:
He was drunk

I suspect, it was other way round.

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