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Best conversation starters - with the JAVA flavor!

Monu Tripathi
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Can you think of a pick up line that has a Java touch?!


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Mandar Khire
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Hey sandbox! Remember me? :!:
I'm bytecode !
where's the exception? :?:
i meet jvm but he busy in flirting with compiler...
hey,catch you latter, pointer come to meet me!
Can you come HotSpot at evening? Applet & his all mates are coming there for Fun!


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Dude,
Believe me, you never ever want to call a babe "sandbox"


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On this past Monday's "Big Bang Theory", Sheldon (one of the main characters) was trying to ascertain why his friends liked him. He asked them all to fill out a survey, one question being something like:

Rank Sheldon's following traits in order of why you are friends with him:

a) His rapier like wit
b) His unparalleled intellegence
c) His ability to write Java applets
...

so maybe that's your pickup line:

Hey babe! Wanna come over and watch me write a Java applet?


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Mandar Khire
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Believe me, you never ever want to call a babe "sandbox"

I got error on your name! please again encrypt it to me! What do you want?
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On this past Monday's "Big Bang Theory", Sheldon

I love that character. And Penny (I hope I spelled it correct) is lovely and too cute.


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Monu Tripathi
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I have "read" about people who learnt Java for babes!!! Time to teach the ropes!!



Sagar Rohankar
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fred rosenberger wrote:
Hey babe! Wanna come over and watch me write a Java applet?




If babe is ready to come, I can write full fledged Java Web Application, with taking care of hosting, too ...


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Mandar Khire
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Don't worry dude! Babe come to you after finishing date with Bytecode!
Bytecode trying to Byte And Byte Explanation to her about java Web Application!
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Can I borrow your i.p. address? I lost mine.


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Mandar Khire
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Can I borrow your i.p. address? I lost mine.

Ohhh...! of course you can borrow, give me your postal address,so i will send you that!
Monu Tripathi
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What do you think of these?

1. Can i buy you a cookie?!

2. Hello beautiful, nice encapsulation in those threads!!

3. Are you Singleton?

4. You had me since the day you came in my classpath!

5. Would you like to dance with me? I implement the "dance" interface!!! (dont bother about its implementation!)
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Monu Tripathi wrote:3. Are you Singleton?


A Singleton is a shared instance.
You sure you want her to answer yes?
Monu Tripathi
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just dont tell her what that means..you opportunist!!

by singleton, I (of course) meant "one of her class" !!!

on a different note, i need to brush my knowlege of design patterns before i start using them...or i might land up in a serious predicament(imagine she being a design patterns expert and all )!!!
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Monu Tripathi wrote:
2. Hello beautiful, nice encapsulation in those threads!!



hmmm
 
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