Hey sandbox! Remember me? :!:
I'm bytecode !
where's the exception? :?:
i meet jvm but he busy in flirting with compiler...
hey,catch you latter, pointer come to meet me!
Can you come HotSpot at evening? Applet & his all mates are coming there for Fun!
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why.
On this past Monday's "Big Bang Theory", Sheldon (one of the main characters) was trying to ascertain why his friends liked him. He asked them all to fill out a survey, one question being something like:
Rank Sheldon's following traits in order of why you are friends with him:
a) His rapier like wit
b) His unparalleled intellegence
c) His ability to write Java applets ...
so maybe that's your pickup line:
Hey babe! Wanna come over and watch me write a Java applet?
There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors