I put on Zachary's shoes first. Then whatever I am closest to. I haven't actually untied my sneakers in months; they're just kind of like slippers. Which is good, because I don't have a free hand to tie them.
I still can't tie my shoes properly. My father taught me the incorrect way of doing it (he can't do it either), and once that got stuck in my head I could never learn the correct way. People still go on about rabbits going round trees and under holes, or round under over etc, but I just can't remember how to do it.
My method is to tie a normal knot, and then make two bows and tie them in the same way. [ April 18, 2006: Message edited by: Dave Lenton ]
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