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Ernest Friedman-Hill
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This is awesome!


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Jeroen T Wenting
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fun. Would be something to put on the PA system if we had one


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Rick Beaver
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Brilliant... some people have far too much time on their hands - which is a good thing.


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paul wheaton
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That may be the most excellent thing I've heard all week!


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Jim Yingst
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Very, very funny. Thanks for posting it.
[ April 23, 2006: Message edited by: Jim Yingst ]

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Svend Rost
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Finally.. tried to download it yesterday from home with 420 bytes/sec (!).

Code monkey very simple man.. big warm fuzzy secret heart.

/Svend Rost
Joyce Lee
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Simply love it!
paul wheaton
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code monkey like fritos .
Ganpi Srinivasan
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funny thing is when I was in a proj 6 yrs back, our co-developers in UK did actually put in a tool called CodeMonkey. This allows you to put comments in your code (like To-Do etc.., prioritize them like severe, critical etc.) and the Ant build script scans through the comments and stops / continues with the build accordingly!!! Was surprised to see the same name mentioned in the Meaningless Drivel forum!!
Ernest Friedman-Hill
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Originally posted by Ganpi Srinivasan:
Was surprised to see the same name mentioned in the Meaningless Drivel forum!!


It's actually a very common term for entry-level programmers.
Jeroen T Wenting
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Or any programmer relegated to doing mind-numbing assembly line work.

I've been in such a position for half a year now, pushed into maintaining Progress software after the budget for the J2EE project I was working on got butchered for lack of sales (and guess who got the blame for that, one hint: it wasn't the marketing department).
Peter Rooke
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Some others:
The Free Software Song...
"God Wrote in Lisp Code"

GNU Humor


Regards Pete
paul wheaton
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I dunno, I think Code Monkey is way better than those others.
Ernest Friedman-Hill
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That song has been stuck in my head for a week now: it's brilliant. Even made my non-programmer wife laugh out loud.
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... (just needed this) ...
Raghav Sam
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Liked all 3 songs..
paul wheaton
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And now for the video! Look, it's our super hero code monkey! Neo!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOLVOSZPoTI&mode=related&search=
Greg Charles
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Actually, it's hard to watch anything that has that Keen-u guy in it. Here's the original:

Code Monkey
 
I agree. Here's the link: http://aspose.com/file-tools
 
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