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[rated R] a university that teaches how to use more of your brain

 
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Just a dumb thought.

When I was a young lad of 18 and first going to college, I found that 95% of my brain power was occupied with sex. That and the humbling fact that I wasn't getting any.

So I got to thinking that on those days before starting college, right after my advisor made sure I was signing up for all the right classes, I would have been asked if I had a sex partner lined up. If I didn't one would be assigned to me.

Then I got to thinking about a university where they made it policy that everybody should be sexually satiated. This way you could focus on your school work .... and I wonder if the test scores at this school would be higher than at other schools.

Then it occurred to me that this school could be called "Fuck U."

Throughout life, people could call out the name of my alma matter without even knowing where I went to school. I could smile and wave.

Just some random thoughts ...
 
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Do a web search on the paperback bestseller of the 1970s, _The_Harrad_Experiment_.
 
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