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What is exactly a project means in different prespective

Elias N Varghese
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1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to Produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby


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Chetan Parekh
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Elias N Varghese. what's your job profile?


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MInu
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He is a Tester


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Elias N Varghese
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Originally posted by Vinod Ennes:
He is a Tester


Hey Ennes, ur profile looks like a "Tester cum Documentation"..right?
Rakesh Joshi
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Elias ....Where is other part of SDLC

Requirements Analysis
Analysis and Design
Maintenance



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Chetan Parekh
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Originally posted by Rakesh Joshi:
Elias ....Where is other part of SDLC

Requirements Analysis
Analysis and Design
Maintenance


Due to the time constraints, he doesn�t want to follow all steps of SDLC.
 
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