At checkout, an MS sales associate will take your cart, ask for your credit card information, and then stand motionless for several minutes. Eventually, a shift manager will hang a sign around their neck, "This associate is not responding. If you had anything in your cart, it has been lost."
"We're kind of on the level of crossword puzzle writers... And no one ever goes to them and gives them an award." ~Joe Strummer sscce.org