Every morning in africa a deer wakes up, it knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up.it knows it must run faster than the slowest deer or it will starve to death.
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It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or deer, when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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What do you infer from this!!
That deer aren't very smart, and many of them are wasting their energy?
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh: It doesn't matter whether you are a lion or deer, when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.
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Originally posted by Raghavendra nandavar:
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It is not the bigger fish that eats a smaller fish- it is a faster fish that eats a slower fish.
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Lions are not just faster then deer, but also smarter then deer. [ May 23, 2006: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh: Lions are not just faster then deer, but also smarter then deer.
[ May 23, 2006: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]
Yeah...
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A lion only need be as fast as the slowest deer to survive. (Any faster and he is wasting his energy.)
Conversely, a deer has to be faster than the fastest lion to survive.
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Originally posted by Bhoooooo Yyempeti: A lion only need be as fast as the slowest deer to survive. (Any faster and he is wasting his energy.)
Conversely, a deer has to be faster than the fastest lion to survive.
Good point bawa!!
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That they should sit down and discuss to reach an agreement so that every X days the slowest deer will go to the fastest lion and present itself as breakfast.
Originally posted by Ashok Mash: That they should sit down and discuss to reach an agreement so that every X days the slowest deer will go to the fastest lion and present itself as breakfast.
Why you wanna teach CMMi level processes to animals?
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Why you wanna teach CMMi level processes to animals?
ha ha.. He is giving the Project Execution Plan for the animals..
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Originally posted by Raghavendra nandavar:
ha ha.. He is giving the Project Execution Plan for the animals..
Originally posted by Raghavendra nandavar: Every morning in africa a deer wakes up, it knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up.it knows it must run faster than the slowest deer or it will starve to death.
I think we should provide superbikes for deers and lions. Then the race will be nice to see [ May 23, 2006: Message edited by: Venkatesh Sai ]
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Originally posted by Venkatesh Sai:
I think we should provide superbikes for deers and lions. Then the race will be nice to see
[ May 23, 2006: Message edited by: Venkatesh Sai ]
Oh!!! When it comes to life, deers and lions can run faster than superbikes..
doesn't a deer only have to run faster than ONE other deer? [ May 23, 2006: Message edited by: fred rosenberger ]
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[fred]: doesn't a deer only have to run faster than ONE other deer?
Depends. If there are two lions in the area and one kills the slowest deer, do they stop and share? A deer may have to be faster than at least N other deer, where N is the number of nonsharing lions. Still, that's probably much easier than being faster than the fastest lion.
Two boys are hiking in the woods, when they come around a bend and face to face with a hungry grizzly bear. One starts to run away and the other shouts at him, "You idiot! You can't outrun a grizzly bear!" He shouts back, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you!"
I had a professor that used that story to explain why students liked grading on a curve.
Originally posted by Jim Yingst: [fred]: doesn't a deer only have to run faster than ONE other deer?
Depends. If there are two lions in the area and one kills the slowest deer, do they stop and share? A deer may have to be faster than at least N other deer, where N is the number of nonsharing lions. Still, that's probably much easier than being faster than the fastest lion.
Also, if the slowest deer is in the middle of the pack, then the lion will pick one that is closer and not just run past the other deers to get to that slowest one. Just the one lagging behind is the deer they get. Or they get the dumbest deer who asks the Lion if they have any Grey Poupon.
Indeed. Being fastest deer isn't always an advantage, either. If you run ahead of the herd, you may just blunder into a lion hiding somewhere ahead. Being in the middle of the herd is probably safest.
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh: Why you wanna teach CMMi level processes to animals?
Similar exercises with (management) animals in the past have proven a great success!!
if you're in the middle, aren't you more likely to be tripped by your friend, and possibly break a leg?
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Some friend.
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that's why deer have eyes to see where their friends are running and hooves to kick friends getting too close for comfort.
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Originally posted by Raghavendra nandavar: Every morning in africa a deer wakes up, it knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up.it knows it must run faster than the slowest deer or it will starve to death.
It means that lions have not learned that eating undercooked deer meat can be very dangerous for your health. They also obviously have not learned that cholesterol from deer is the second leading cause of death among lions between the ages of 5 and 15 (The first of course being stepped on by elephants). Lions are particularly prone to laziness, as they feed on the small and handi-capable deer instead of going after the more fit ones. All in all, I'd say that lions deserve what they get. In the wild-kingdom, lions aren't the kings, its the in-shape deer to whom the spoils go.
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Deers should keep the company of slower animals.
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