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The worst thing about being old

Martha Simmons
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For all you 20-something dreamers out there...

Regardless of the sex of the partner you will finally end up with,

IT WILL SNORE!
Jelle Klap
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On the upside, if it snores it breaths, so you can smother it with a pillow.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Paul Yule
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Martha Simmons wrote:For all you 20-something dreamers out there...

Regardless of the sex of the partner you will finally end up with,

IT WILL SNORE!


If you're younger than 20 do we get to avoid this problem?
Vikas Kapoor
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Paul Yule wrote:If you're younger than 20 do we get to avoid this problem?



Vikas Kapoor
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Mostly we attempt to write what we have seen/felt/liked/read recently. Is this the case with you Martha?
Martha Simmons
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JK: On the upside, if it snores it breaths, so you can smother it with a pillow.

If I don't care about my own life, yes. Then yes, yes, yes.

VP: Mostly we attempt to write what we have seen/felt/liked/read recently. Is this the case with you Martha?

Yes, it s. Doesn't make me younger than 20, though, does it?
 
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