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Sunil Kumar Gupta
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STORY TIME:

CHARACTERS: BOY1, BOY2, GIRL1, GIRL2, PARENTS


BOY 1 loves GIRL 1.

BOY 2 loves GIRL 2.

PARENTS MAKE THE DECISION.

BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 2.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 1.

BOY 1 ? GIRL 2 ? UNHAPPY
BOY 2 ? GIRL 1 ? UNHAPPY

BOY 1 still loves GIRL 1
BOY 2 still loves GIRL 2

PARENTS COME TO KNOW AGAIN. DECISION MADE.

BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 1.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 2.

HAPPY ENDING!!!

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NAME OF THE STORY: KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.
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BOY 1: SHAHRUKH KHAN

BOY 2: ABHISHEK BACCHAN

GIRL 1: PRIETY ZINTA

GIRL 2: RANI MUKHERJEE
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thank me,I saved yr precious time n money



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vidya sagar
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Thanks sunil for saving time and money

I dont know when this cine guys going to drop this type of stories
ankur rathi
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CHARACTERS: BOY1, BOY2, GIRL1, GIRL2


BOY1 loves BOY2.

BOY2 loves GIRL1.

GIRL1 loves GIRL2.

GIRL2 loves BOY1.

(like deadlock)

Now tell, what could be happy ending???
ankur rathi
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
STORY TIME:

CHARACTERS: BOY1, BOY2, GIRL1, GIRL2, PARENTS


BOY 1 loves GIRL 1.

BOY 2 loves GIRL 2.

PARENTS MAKE THE DECISION.

BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 2.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 1.

BOY 1 ? GIRL 2 ? UNHAPPY
BOY 2 ? GIRL 1 ? UNHAPPY

BOY 1 still loves GIRL 1
BOY 2 still loves GIRL 2

PARENTS COME TO KNOW AGAIN. DECISION MADE.

BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 1.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 2.

HAPPY ENDING!!!

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NAME OF THE STORY: KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.
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BOY 1: SHAHRUKH KHAN

BOY 2: ABHISHEK BACCHAN

GIRL 1: PRIETY ZINTA

GIRL 2: RANI MUKHERJEE
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thank me,I saved yr precious time n money



BTW, the suspense is, how many parents, in total, present in the movie...

Ulf Dittmer
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Now tell, what could be happy ending???

To one like myself, who likes unusual movie plots, collective suicide would be a happy ending.


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ankur rathi
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Originally posted by Ulf Dittmer:

To one like myself, who likes unusual movie plots, collective suicide would be a happy ending.


yaa... atleast happy for viewers...

Chetan Parekh
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Well there is a movie called Ek Nayee Paheli. The story of movie is such that a father fall in love with a girl, and boy fall in love with mother of that girl. And in the end, both couple get married.


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ankur rathi
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Well there is a movie called Ek Nayee Paheli. The story of movie is such that a father fall in love with a girl, and boy fall in love with mother of that girl. And in the end, both couple get married.


hehe... it's answer of 'why Java has no pointer'...
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Well there is a movie called Ek Nayee Paheli. The story of movie is such that a father fall in love with a girl, and boy fall in love with mother of that girl. And in the end, both couple get married.


Jeroen T Wenting
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Originally posted by vidya sagar:

I dont know when this cine guys going to drop this type of stories


when people stop paying to see such movies, which will likely be sometime after hell freezes over.


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Chetan Parekh
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In this case, father is really champ and son is seems to be very pessimistic.
vidya sagar
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Hi Jeroen

By the way what is 42 that's in signature of your's
Jeroen T Wenting
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If you we enlightened to the Truth of the Ultimate Answer you'd know
ankur rathi
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Originally posted by vidya sagar:
Hi Jeroen

By the way what is 42 that's in signature of your's


I asked this question long before.

I geuss, this '42' is the reply when some one ask unanswerable question...

But Jeroen, though it's up to you, why you made a new id???
Liju Cherian
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42 is the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, suggested by Deep Thought, if I'm not mistaken.....


"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet."<br />(William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene II)
vidya sagar
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Hope Anyway Jeroen conclude the answer for it
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Plz come back to original thread
Chetan Parekh
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
Plz come back to original thread


You are speaking like moderator.

Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


You are speaking like moderator.



The only difference between me and moderator is that they can delete our post and i can't
Chetan Parekh
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Originally posted by Sunil Kumar Gupta:
The only difference between me and moderator is that they can delete our post and i can't


But you can always delete "your" post.
ankur rathi
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


But you can always delete "your" post.


Only if it is not closed (locked).

vidya sagar
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Are you all going for javaranch certifications ya???
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Originally posted by vidya sagar:
Are you all going for javaranch certifications ya???


bhuvan sundar
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A man and his wife were working for NASA. They go to MARS for some discovery. The woman give birth to a child. But, they got attacked by a group of aliens. But, in the previous birthe, that child was a friend of one of the aliens...so, that alien gives many powers to that child. Finally, they come bk to earth. The child grows and he falls in love with a girl. But, in the end, the girl cheats him and kills him bcoz shez an alien..
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That child is Hrithik Roshan,girl is Priyanka Chopra and the alien who gives powers to the child is JADU of Koi Mil Gaya..this is the story of KRISHH..
ankur rathi
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girl1 loves boy1

boy1 is 'don' so he couldn't get time to sex with her girlfriend (now this is surprising)

so girl1 starts loving boy2

now boy1 comes in between

boy2 tells girl1 to get arrested boy1 so they can live happily forever

girl1 agrees and does the same

now the twist

boy2 is some special police officer (kind of CID), he just used her

now girl1 kills boy2

boy1 hanged up till death

girl1 does sucide


A okay type movie, Gangster.
boy2 is our Imraan, other two I don't know.
Arun Kumarr
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girl1 does sucide


and so had many people who watched the movie.
[ June 19, 2006: Message edited by: Arun Kumarr ]

If you are not laughing at yourself, then you just didn't get the joke.
Chetan Parekh
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I got following email!

Dhoom 2!!!
John Abraham wears the mask of Hrithik to cover his face which he removes in the end of the movie...Suspense of Dhoom 2!!! Now enjoy the show...hehehehehehe
Sunil Kumar Gupta
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
I got following email!

Dhoom 2!!!
John Abraham wears the mask of Hrithik to cover his face which he removes in the end of the movie...Suspense of Dhoom 2!!! Now enjoy the show...hehehehehehe


agrah upadhyay
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Originally Posted by Liju Cherian
42 is the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, suggested by Deep Thought, if I'm not mistaken.....

that in Base13
42
[ October 07, 2006: Message edited by: agrah upadhyay ]
Amit Batra
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The only answer to life, the universe and everything else is death. Put a number on that.
 
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