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Joke to lighten up your day

Jaikiran Pai

Joined: Jul 20, 2005
Posts: 9318

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd

A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me
through! I am the son of the victim."

The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

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Amol Chavan

Joined: Sep 04, 2005
Posts: 28
that reporter belong to which Indian newspaper?

Thanks n Regards,<br />Amol
agrah upadhyay
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Joined: Sep 01, 2005
Posts: 579
that reporter belong to which Indian newspaper?

Why do you want to know it?Well on one tragic day he will come to you too..

<i>--Agrah Upadhyay--</i><br />Final Year B.Tech SCJP,SCWCD,SCBCD <br /> <br /><b>Now since the real test for any choice is having to make the same choice again,knowing full well what it might cost.</b>-Oracle
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