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Shoot yourself in the Foot

Peter Rooke
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Joined: Oct 21, 2004
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How to shoot yourself in the foot in any programming language

Found Modula2 section very funny
Modula2 -
After realizing that you can�t actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head.
- but never used this language, so cannot comment...

Had never even heard of Concurrent Euclid


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Rachil Chandran
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Joined: Mar 05, 2006
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The python one is good too


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Jim Yingst
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...and C++, and Java, and Ruby, and Perl, JavaScript, and Fortran. And probably most of the others I'm just not sufficiently familiar with.


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paul wheaton
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I've used Modula-2 - not too bad!

I like the one for Pascal - but that must be turbo pascal they are talking about, not UCSD Pascal.

I think the one for LISP should be changed to where the program modifies itself to shoot you in the foot.

I think the Motif one is pretty accurate!

Assembly is good too!


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