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I want a Java babe !!

Sandeep Kumar S Jakkaraju
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Joined: Oct 18, 2006
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I want a Java babe !!........ where can i find one !!


I write like Jean Paul Sarte but in Java....
David O'Meara
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Joined: Mar 06, 2001
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Assuming you're male, you'll need either a hospitable female or a company offering cloning facilities.
Ashok Mash
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Joined: Oct 13, 2000
Posts: 1936
Well, right here!.


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Sundar Murthi
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Joined: Mar 05, 2004
Posts: 209
this Babe born by marry Java with Native platform.

Its having ablity to produce more babes
[ October 19, 2006: Message edited by: Sundar Murthi ]
Ramesh Choudhary
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Joined: May 10, 2005
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where can i find one !!


Go to any of the big three outsourcing firms. You would find legions of women banging the key board sitting before Eclipse IDE. In my firm there are too many.

[ October 19, 2006: Message edited by: Ramesh Choudhary ]
[ October 19, 2006: Message edited by: Ramesh Choudhary ]
Chetan Parekh
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Joined: Sep 16, 2004
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Best Java girl found here.


My blood is tested +ve for Java.
MInu
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Joined: Oct 09, 2003
Posts: 517
Originally posted by Ramesh Choudhary:

In my firm there are too many.

[ October 19, 2006: Message edited by: Ramesh Choudhary ]



which is your firm???


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