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paul wheaton
Trailboss

Joined: Dec 14, 1998
Posts: 20731
    ∞

I need to be away from my desk for a moment

taking a bio break

gotta bleed my lizard

(more?)


permaculture Wood Burning Stoves 2.0 - 4-DVD set
Rick Beaver
Ranch Hand

Joined: Dec 14, 2004
Posts: 464
drain the snake

drop the kids off at the pool


ph34r my 133t j4v4 h4><0r1ng sk177z
Jeroen T Wenting
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Joined: Apr 21, 2006
Posts: 1847
the latest euphemism from our office: have lunch outside.
Coined after one person spent an extended lunchbreak away from the office (we normally have lunch in the cafetaria, courtesy of the company) and people jokingly started asking him where he'd been for a job interview.


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Ernest Friedman-Hill
author and iconoclast
Marshal

Joined: Jul 08, 2003
Posts: 24187
    
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My favorite is "Je vais t�l�phoner � Hitler", popular in France in the late 40's.


[Jess in Action][AskingGoodQuestions]
marc weber
Sheriff

Joined: Aug 31, 2004
Posts: 11343

I use a direct approach: "I need to wet now."


"We're kind of on the level of crossword puzzle writers... And no one ever goes to them and gives them an award." ~Joe Strummer
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Bear Bibeault
Author and ninkuma
Marshal

Joined: Jan 10, 2002
Posts: 61772
    
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drain the main vein

respond to a bladder interrupt


[Asking smart questions] [Bear's FrontMan] [About Bear] [Books by Bear]
David O'Meara
Rancher

Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

Take a short walk

Powder my nose

Take a slash

Visit the gent's

Go to the little explorer's room

"I'm going to the toilet, can I get you anything?"

... and that was just today.
N. Ounce
Greenhorn

Joined: Oct 17, 2006
Posts: 6
I heard "gotta visit John" from americans.
Russians replace John with Fyodor - a typical russian name.
Dave Lenton
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Joined: Jan 20, 2005
Posts: 1241
Logging on to the porcelain network.


There will be glitches in my transition from being a saloon bar sage to a world statesman. - Tony Banks
Stan James
(instanceof Sidekick)
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Joined: Jan 29, 2003
Posts: 8791
Push a consultant into the pool. (Apologies, consultants.)


A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of the idea. John Ciardi
Max Habibi
town drunk
( and author)
Sheriff

Joined: Jun 27, 2002
Posts: 4118
excuse me: I'll be right back.


Java Regular Expressions
Sue Meng
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Joined: Nov 21, 2005
Posts: 137
givi'n up smoking. just last one.


Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself the most comforting words of all: This, too, shall pass." --Ann Landers
paul wheaton
Trailboss

Joined: Dec 14, 1998
Posts: 20731
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http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20061215.html
Gail Mikels
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Joined: May 07, 2001
Posts: 634


Ewww - is THAT what that meant?! Well, thanks for making it clear!!


Gail Mikels
paul wheaton
Trailboss

Joined: Dec 14, 1998
Posts: 20731
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hit the head.

.... there's gotta be some really good ones here. Is this the best we can come up with?
Ryan McGuire
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Joined: Feb 18, 2005
Posts: 1013
    
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Since I'm in Cleveland...

Taking the Browns tot he Super Bowl.
Andrew Monkhouse
author and jackaroo
Marshal Commander

Joined: Mar 28, 2003
Posts: 11527
    
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Going to shake hands with the unemployed.
Katrina Owen
Sheriff

Joined: Nov 03, 2006
Posts: 1367
    
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An iranian girl I know calls it "doing something important".

At my old job, there was "faire un tour dans le jardin", at another job it was "mictionate", playfully derived from the latin.

In Norwegian I've heard (direct translation) "whip the bat".
Bridget Kennedy
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Joined: Nov 30, 2004
Posts: 84
My ex-brother-in-law used to say "Gotta go tap a kidney."

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