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Mapraputa Is
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Some years ago, a friend (housemate) of mine and I adopted this as our standard non-denominational Christmas-time benediction: "Happy winter solstice festivity of your choosing." Well... now that takes on a whole new meaning.



However...
WHEN?
Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd,
at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose

What a bunch of candy-ass newage wankers (yes, literally). If you're going to choose the winter solstice, choose the solstice. It's not "at the time of your choosing", it's at 00:22 GMT, Dec 22. Period. (For 2006, anyway.) Don't be late.


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Sameer Jamal
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Hey Map what happened to you ?
Mapraputa Is
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Um, nothing so far -- it's only Thursday. Why?
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Topics Originally posted by Mapraputa Is in last one month:
[gerontological][potentially X-rated] Getting old: how to
The First Annual Synchronized GlobalOrgasm Day
[X-rated] Riding escalators

[ December 21, 2006: Message edited by: Sameer Jamal ]
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Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
http://www.globalorgasm.org/



Map is shocked? I can't believe it...


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Jim Yingst
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Hey Map - 25 minutes to solstice.

Just thought you should know.
Mapraputa Is
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Do I have 10 more minutes...?
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh...

Was I in time?
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Eh, close enough, I imagine.
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Sameer Jamal: Topics Originally posted by Mapraputa Is in last one month:
[gerontological][potentially X-rated] Getting old: how to
The First Annual Synchronized GlobalOrgasm Day
[X-rated] Riding escalators


Ah, these. I am bored, and when I am bored I tend to post something provocative. Political provocations are verboten in this forum, hence sexual content.
Sameer Jamal
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Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
Sameer Jamal: Topics Originally posted by Mapraputa Is in last one month:
[gerontological][potentially X-rated] Getting old: how to
The First Annual Synchronized GlobalOrgasm Day
[X-rated] Riding escalators


Ah, these. I am bored, and when I am bored I tend to post something provocative. Political provocations are verboten in this forum, hence sexual content.


But you political provocations were much better than these sexual provocations.
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Ok, I'll work harder...
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Don't forget www.masturbateforpeace.com (1st April, I read about it in "365 ways to change the world", my Christmas reading. The front page is mostly suitable for work, but possibly safer not to. The "Breasts for Peace" page is not.
 
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