the trailboss abuses his CodeRanch power for his other stuff (power corrupts. absolute power corrupts absolutely is kinda neat!)
permaculture light bulbs permaculture electric heat permaculture cast iron permaculture wood burning stove permaculture solar food dehydrators
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Andrew Monkhouse
author and jackaroo
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Be careful what you tell Santa to do

Try:
  • Yodel
  • Sing
  • Dance
  • Dance
  • Rope


  • Regards, Andrew


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    Jessica Sant
    Sheriff

    Joined: Oct 17, 2001
    Posts: 4313

    nice
    he does a lotta stuff.
    run, walk, jump, cry, laugh, scratch, "freak nasty" (the webpage suggested I try that one)
    Stan James
    (instanceof Sidekick)
    Ranch Hand

    Joined: Jan 29, 2003
    Posts: 8791
    recite a poem, do the twist, sing a song, pet the reindeer, ride the reindeer, fart (naturally), eat an apple, eat a cookie (?), drink beer, pick your nose, gimme a present, read a book, pass (!), tree (!), play football, play baseball, basketball, golf, hockey, skate, drink milk, remove hat, hang ornament ... wait, how long have I been doing this? It's almost quittin time!


    A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of the idea. John Ciardi
    Ryan McGuire
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    Joined: Feb 18, 2005
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    Love it!

    Some of my favorites so far:
  • Do the hustle
  • Ride the pony
  • Punch rudolf
  • Eric Pascarello
    author
    Rancher

    Joined: Nov 08, 2001
    Posts: 15376
        
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    Pee
    Eric Pascarello
    author
    Rancher

    Joined: Nov 08, 2001
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    kill reindeer
    pick up poop
    Stan James
    (instanceof Sidekick)
    Ranch Hand

    Joined: Jan 29, 2003
    Posts: 8791
    fly, swim, go ape, slip and fall, box, do pushups, rub tummy, pizza, swat fly, applaud!
     
    I agree. Here's the link: http://aspose.com/file-tools
     
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