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Andrew Monkhouse
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Be careful what you tell Santa to do

Try:
  • Yodel
  • Sing
  • Dance
  • Dance
  • Rope


  • Regards, Andrew


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    Jessica Sant
    Sheriff

    Joined: Oct 17, 2001
    Posts: 4313

    nice
    he does a lotta stuff.
    run, walk, jump, cry, laugh, scratch, "freak nasty" (the webpage suggested I try that one)
    Stan James
    (instanceof Sidekick)
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    Joined: Jan 29, 2003
    Posts: 8791
    recite a poem, do the twist, sing a song, pet the reindeer, ride the reindeer, fart (naturally), eat an apple, eat a cookie (?), drink beer, pick your nose, gimme a present, read a book, pass (!), tree (!), play football, play baseball, basketball, golf, hockey, skate, drink milk, remove hat, hang ornament ... wait, how long have I been doing this? It's almost quittin time!


    A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of the idea. John Ciardi
    Ryan McGuire
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    Joined: Feb 18, 2005
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    Love it!

    Some of my favorites so far:
  • Do the hustle
  • Ride the pony
  • Punch rudolf
  • Eric Pascarello
    author
    Rancher

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    Pee
    Eric Pascarello
    author
    Rancher

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    kill reindeer
    pick up poop
    Stan James
    (instanceof Sidekick)
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    Joined: Jan 29, 2003
    Posts: 8791
    fly, swim, go ape, slip and fall, box, do pushups, rub tummy, pizza, swat fly, applaud!
     
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