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DIY: Aphorisms

 
Mapraputa Is
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Please submit here aphorisms only of your own making.

Here is mine:

"You know you are a geek, if the last person you hugged was your laptop."
 
David O'Meara
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Being louder doesn't make you right.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's easy.

Don't try to be everything to everyone.

(less useful: "How can I love you if you won't lie down?")
 
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:


(less useful: "How can I love you if you won't lie down?")


Going to try this one on my girlfriend today
 
R K Singh
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There are people who use indicators like their brain. Its there, but they just dont use it.
 
Qunfeng Wang
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I make one in Chinese: 低调让你如此美丽
But I'm not sure my translation to English is exactly what I want to express: Self-effacement makes you perfect.
:roll:
 
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I'd love if you call me brother. I'd love if you don't call me brother.
If you were to die tomorrow, who'd you want to die today?
Those who say I do not have an aim, has not seen me peeing.
 
Raghav Sam
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If you are reading this thread and all other threads in MD, probably you are in bench!

or

If you see more of this instead of this then you have no work.
[ June 18, 2007: Message edited by: Raghav Sam ]
 
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People with sh** on their shoes, NEED a doormat.

If it ain't workin' out, it ain't working out...
(in regards to two lovebirds that keep fighting)
 
stara szkapa
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"You know you are a geek, if you laught with your laptop"

[ June 19, 2007: Message edited by: stara szkapa ]
 
David O'Meara
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"Reeks of Marketing"
 
Rahul Bhattacharjee
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may be is same as may not be.
 
David O'Meara
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On infinite time, all things are possible
 
Ulf Dittmer
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:
On infinite time, all things are possible


Like converting an old-style web site to CSS?
 
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Things will be OK as long as everybody eats their own potato chips.
 
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Not the most buoyant duck on the pond.

(This is my variation on "not the brightest bulb on the tree" or "not the sharpest knife in the drawer.")
 
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Expanding on marc's theme:

A few beers short of a sixpack
 
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