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Pick up lines: by Software Developer

 
Atul Sawant
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What would be the possible pickup line(s) a software Engineer/developer/tester or computer programmer would use?
 
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I refuse to post anything about "encapsulating my object" or "allowing access to private members."
 
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Hey, baby, can I get a password? 'Cause I've checked you out, and now I wanna commit.
 
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Hardware software compatibility would be right out.
 
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
Hey, baby, can I get a password? 'Cause I've checked you out, and now I wanna commit.


I just can't think of the words.
 
Atul Sawant
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I have a Family class. Can I extend it with you?
 
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
Hey, baby, can I get a password? 'Cause I've checked you out, and now I wanna commit.


That's sweet, clean and sort of romantic too. Perfect for a valentine's day card.
 
Rahul Bhattacharjee
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A Person meets up a lady in office elevator.

Person A : Not time for love , will you marry me.
Lady : Are you Agile?
 
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Originally posted by Atul Sawant:
I have a Family class. Can I extend it with you?

Something like...

Hmmm. Sounds like bad design to me. Inheritance denotes an "is a" relationship. NiceGirl is a MyFamily? :roll:
 
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Can i have access to your Hardware?
 
Amit Batra
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One line i like but haven't used for health reasons.
"hey baby wanna go halfsies on a bastard"
 
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