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Pick up lines: by Software Developer

Atul Sawant
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What would be the possible pickup line(s) a software Engineer/developer/tester or computer programmer would use?


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I refuse to post anything about "encapsulating my object" or "allowing access to private members."


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Ernest Friedman-Hill
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Hey, baby, can I get a password? 'Cause I've checked you out, and now I wanna commit.


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Hardware software compatibility would be right out.


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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
Hey, baby, can I get a password? 'Cause I've checked you out, and now I wanna commit.


I just can't think of the words.


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Atul Sawant
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I have a Family class. Can I extend it with you?
Rosie Vogel
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
Hey, baby, can I get a password? 'Cause I've checked you out, and now I wanna commit.


That's sweet, clean and sort of romantic too. Perfect for a valentine's day card.
Rahul Bhattacharjee
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Jesper de Jong
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Originally posted by Atul Sawant:
I have a Family class. Can I extend it with you?

Something like...

Hmmm. Sounds like bad design to me. Inheritance denotes an "is a" relationship. NiceGirl is a MyFamily? :roll:


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Can i have access to your Hardware?


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Amit Batra
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One line i like but haven't used for health reasons.
"hey baby wanna go halfsies on a bastard"
 
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