Although JavaRanch has obviously the best Java forums, sometimes one of our members goes out and posts on forums.java.sun.com. Sometimes we forgive these errant souls, and that's certainly the case here, where Big Daddy (he was known under a different name here on JavaRanch) posted something really funny over there. This man has seen it all, has eaten it all, and has the love handles to prove it. Please give it up for Big Daddy and his Buffet Eating Tips.
I remember an incident where my dad was politely asked to leave when his idea of "all you can eat" exceeded that of Pizza Hut, but that was far from as creative as the incident related by BigDaddy!