who's on first?

[Jeanne Boyarsky]

Updated who's on first for the 21st century.

[edited to fix link]
[ January 11, 2008: Message edited by: Jeanne Boyarsky ]

[Nicholas Jordan]

I have scripting turned off in my browser, do not get to keep up with all this FlashTrash, can you tell me what it is about ?

[Ulf Dittmer]

Originally posted by Nicholas Jordan:
can you tell me what it is about ?

Fun.

[Jim Yingst]

Unfortunately, "scripting turned off in my browser" does not integrate well with "the 21st century".

[Bear Bibeault]

In this day of Ajax and Rich Internet Applications, a browser with scripting disabled is useful for looking at websites of kitten pictures.

Unless, of course, it's a kitty slideshow!

[Nicholas Jordan]

public class Lister extends java.io.File
{
    java.io.File[] integrateWell;
    String postedToday = System.getProperty("line.separator");//
    public Lister()
    {
        super(".");//
    }
    boolean init()
    {
        try
        {
            integrateWell = century();//hpgvdjstttfkg (rot(1))
            return true;
        }
        catch (Exception e)
        {
            return false;
        }
    }
    java.io.File[] century()
    {
        java.io.File[] kittenPictures = super.listFiles();
        //
        return kittenPictures;
    }
    public static void main(String[] args)
    {
        try
        {
            Lister Unfortunately = new Lister();//
            Boolean RichInternetApplications = new Boolean(Unfortunately.init());//
            if(RichInternetApplications.booleanValue())
            {
                int websites = Unfortunately.integrateWell.length;//
                java.io.File kittySlideshow = new java.io.File("kittySlideshow");//
                java.io.FileWriter wanderer = new java.io.FileWriter(kittySlideshow);//
                do
                {
                    String ScriptingTurnedOffInMyBrowser = Unfortunately.integrateWell[--websites].getName();//
                    wanderer.write(ScriptingTurnedOffInMyBrowser,0x0000,ScriptingTurnedOffInMyBrowser.length());
                    wanderer.write(Unfortunately.postedToday);// 3:49 PM
                    //
                }
                while(websites > 0x00000000);
                System.out.println("I would show you the fun stuff on my Relay,\n");//
                System.out.println("but bbf is generally rejected by low-carb Cruisers.");//
                wanderer.flush();//
                wanderer.close();//
            }
            else
            {
                // Cannot open up the 3208's in ColdClownHarbor
                java.net.URL thrity_two_oh_eight = new java.net.URL("http://www.cruisersyachts.com/");
                System.out.println("Jimmey Wiley wins the day.");//
            }
        }
        catch (SecurityException se)
        {
            return;//
        }
        catch (java.io.IOException wowWhatHappened)
        {
            return;//
        }
        return;//
    }
}

results in:

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 * words-lf[1].zip
 * weka-3-4-11.zip
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 * tp013797.BAT
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 * stringsearch-1.2[1].zip
 * src.zip
 * sprint-sdk-32-bin-b040-05-Dec-2007[1].zip
 * source.zip
 * shexview[1].zip
 * Servlet_Documentation.zip
 * servlet-2_4-fr-spec-doc.zip
 * servlet-2_2b-doc[1].zip
 * scowl-6[1].zip
 * scimark2src[1].zip
 * regspy95.zip
 * randomX.tar.gz
 * QuackNews_0.4.3_src[1].zip
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 * putty-src[1].zip
 * putty-src.zip
 * pm464w32[1].zip
 * outwit-src-1.26[1].zip
 * OpenSteer_0_8_2_source[1].zip
 * notes-java-2007-04-25[1].zip
 * mutt-1.5.15.tar[1].gz
 * midiplayer-src-2003-06-20[1].zip
 * md5deep-1.12.tar
 * maxdemo[1].zip
 * loucomp[1].zip
 * Lister.java
 * Lister.class
 * kgpjCode[1].zip
 * jw-0202-cachedrow.zip
 * jstl-1_1-mr2-spec-tlddoc[1].zip
 * js5examples.zip
 * jmatharray[1].zip
 * JGroups-2.4.1-sp3.src[1].zip
 * jce_policy-6.zip
 * javathreads3.examples.zip
 * JavaSoundDemo[1].zip
 * javanotes4.zip
 * javamail-1_4.zip
 * JavaBayes-0.347[1].zip
 * JavaBasics-2007-04-25[1].zip
 * java3d-1_5_0-windows-amd64[1].zip
 * java3d-1_5-spec[1].zip
 * Java2D[1].zip
 * Jama-1.0.2[1].zip
 * jakarta-regexp-1.4.zip
 * jackdocs.zip
 * j3d-examples-1_5_0-src[1].zip
 * imap.tar.Z
 * HTTPClient[1].zip
 * Horizon-1.3.1beta[1].zip
 * hblogo[1].zip
 * Filters[1].zip
 * f2j-0.8[1].zip
 * Examples[1].zip
 * EmbeddedDerbyDemo[1].zip
 * deps[1].zip
 * default[1].zip
 * DataWorkshop-v1.1.1-open-source[1].zip
 * cscout-2.2-neutral[1].zip
 * crypto50[1].zip
 * cryptix-jce-20050328-snap[1].zip
 * cpptoolbox[1].zip
 * corejava8[1].zip
 * corejava7[1].zip
 * common-passwords[1].zip
 * code_examples.zip
 * code[1].zip
 * clesh12.23[1].zip
 * chopper and itc archive.zip
 * cd849[1].zip
 * brutsr10.zip
 * brutex10.zip
 * bluetooth-1_1-mrel-spec[1].zip
 * archive.ZIP
 * android_sdk_windows_m3-rc22a[1].zip
 * AltaDriver_3_1_5[1].zip
 * alpine-0.98-wnt[1].zip
 * alpine-0.98-wnt.zip
 * Alice.ZIP
 * aima-java0[1].91.30thSep2007.zip
 * 21592-8[1].zip
 * 19MclassTextWc[1].zip
 * 16713-8[1].zip
 */

That hook that seems to be an irreducible battle point in the shell is really, really like supermodels on low-carb brain food.
[ January 19, 2008: Message edited by: Nicholas Jordan ]

[Henry Wong]

That hook that seems to be an irreducible battle point in information warfare is really, really like supermodels on low-carb brain food.

Here is the bottom line (also a bastardization of a pretty good quote):

Watch "who's on first", safe. Don't watch "who's on first", safe. You want to watch "who's on first", but can't, and complain about it... sooner or later, get squished just like grape.

Henry

[Jeanne Boyarsky]

Henry,
What's the original quote that your reply is based on?

[Gregg Bolinger]

Originally posted by Jeanne Boyarsky:
Henry,
What's the original quote that your reply is based on?

Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so," ...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087538/quotes

[Henry Wong]

Originally posted by Jeanne Boyarsky:
Henry,
What's the original quote that your reply is based on?

I hope that this is "guy thing", which hopefully, will explain why Gregg knew the source... Because if it is an "age thing", I would feel really old...

Here's the complete quote:

Daniel-san, must talk. Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later, get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes", or karate do "no". You karate do "guess so", [squish] just like grape. Understand?


Henry

[Jeanne Boyarsky]

I'll assume it's a "guy thing" because I still don't get it

[Nicholas Jordan]

Originally posted by Jeanne Boyarsky:
I'll assume it's a "guy thing" because I still don't get it

Actually, I don't grasp the fundamental nuance split either - but nor did I understand Henry until I read in the Java Ranch information pages that Henry is an authorized insturment pilot: You ( a person generally ) do not understand what plan ahead really means until you have not only studied insturment pilot, but grasped the consequences of what their method holds ( the value of it's advice )

I obtained a copy of The Empire's flight simulator and took a Lear 25 under the Golden Gate Bridge on the first attempt, no prior familiarization. ( Actually it busted on first attempt because the so-called game had some reality-based exception catching and reported that 101% throttle at 35 degree climb was not allowed in the pattern. Being determined to see what the machine was capable of, I throttled back on second attempt, set up an approach and trimmed out at 300 knots at fifty feet. It is just a piece of equipment, like the computer is.

Because we are in some Moose Manure for not grasping The Master's subtlety, let me introduce some distracting nonsense as probes with which we may split the nuances and grasp Master Wong's patience with the seekers:


[edit - removed not-relevant political comments here]

I am somewhat constrained for time at the moment, so I leave this to give everybody room to work. I will take the heat for any fixups that need to be done or getting someone else out of hot water if they bust in an attempt to grasp my post here.

Besides, the moderators will now think this is Mean (ingless) Drivel.

Ah,... world-class masters. So relaxing.
[ January 15, 2008: Message edited by: Fred Rosenberger ]