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[Fun] a funny story

ankur rathi
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A father put his three year old daughter to bed,

Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying

"God bless Mummy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing


The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and

listened to her prayers, which went like this:

"God bless Mummy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her

"God bless Mummy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his


He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be ok.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the

he stayed there,

looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said

"I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of


She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what


He asked "What"???

She said "This morning our neighbor James suddenly died."

Ayub ali khan
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thank you for the joke

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dhwani mathur
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Posts: 621

very very funny story

he heeeeeeeeeee heeeeeee i cant
stop laughing.....................
dhwani mathur
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Posts: 621
One more funny story

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was,
and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, 'I'm sorry to say this son
but I have to.
The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up
cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother. 'Mama I want to get married but all
girls that I love,
dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.'

His mother smiling said to him, 'Don't worry my son,
you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son !!'

[ April 03, 2008: Message edited by: dhwani mathur ]
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