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I've seen the new iPhones!

marc weber
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I had a dream last night about the next-generation iPhones. They will have a tiny, black and white display, along with large, plastic wings on the sides.

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Arvind Mahendra
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you've come to the right place. I used to interpret dreams before I started interpreting code which eventually led to the SCJP but thats another story. When you say tiny black and white things, it almost always means penguins...or a tuxedo or Michael Jackson or even Both. I don't care. Wings can signify you fear losing it. Since you live way up North keep an eye and watch out for cute innocent looking penguins that go around stealing mobile phones.


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marc weber
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Well, I remain convinced that my subconscious has somehow intersected with Apple's R&D continuum.

(Did I mention the new iMacs will levitate?)
Mark Spritzler
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Originally posted by Arvind Birla:
you've come to the right place. I used to interpret dreams before I started interpreting code which eventually led to the SCJP but thats another story. When you say tiny black and white things, it almost always means penguins...or a tuxedo or Michael Jackson or even Both. I don't care. Wings can signify you fear losing it. Since you live way up North keep an eye and watch out for cute innocent looking penguins that go around stealing mobile phones.


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Paul Clapham
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Originally posted by marc weber:
Well, I remain convinced that my subconscious has somehow intersected with Apple's R&D continuum.

(Did I mention the new iMacs will levitate?)
That tends to confirm my initial theory that you were actually dreaming about some small aircraft from the 1950's.
Marc Peabody
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Originally posted by marc weber:
I had a dream last night about the next-generation iPhones. They will have a tiny, black and white display, along with large, plastic wings on the sides.

And they're changing the name to iPon.


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Kent Guthrie
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Originally posted by Marc Peabody:

And they're changing the name to iPon.


I have inside information that they are changing it to iPwn to increase sales in the younger demographics.
marc weber
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Update: My initial report was slightly inaccurate. The photo below is believed to be a final prototype. (Note the 3G network antennae.)

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Bear Bibeault
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No no. macsecretrumorsinsider.com has the definitive final design leaked from a high level source inside Apple:


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marc weber
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Richard Coyle works for Apple?
Nicholas Jordan
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marc, it looks like a cat to me. name change should be iPawn to respect cat paws. ( + i dont see any wings, you had me worried: i did not see any wings in your dream )
 
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