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You know you have been spending too much time in Javaranch when ...

 
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... you see the starting line up of the German Grand Prix and wonder what other skills do the mods here have that you don't know about.
 
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You are not wearing pants
 
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When you have a nightmare that you are an Ajax call and stuck in a response loop.
 
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What are these "pants" I keep hearing about?
 
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Markc Webber - Did you get the Grand Prix(*) reference?

(*) Wonder how many folks don't pronounce this the French way?
 
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When you see Bear instead of walruses on NGC(national geographic channel) !!!

 
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Hmmm, cross a Kodiak bear with a walrus and you've got yourself a big big bear with big big teeth!
 
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When you've forgotten all about the fact that the internet also has a fair amount of p***
 
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Anand Hariharan wrote:Markc Webber - Did you get the Grand Prix(*) reference? ...

Oh, yeah... I forgot I was in that 1966 film with James Garner. ;-)

I'm still confused about this "pants" thing. The judge said I need to get some as part of the plea agreement.
 
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marc weber wrote:I'm still confused about this "pants" thing. The judge said I need to get some as part of the plea agreement.

I take it this incident occurred in May?
 
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When your co-workers say "He's on that site with the Moose again" to your boss and you get fired. ;)

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Ulf Dittmer wrote:... I take it this incident occurred in May?

I considered that as a defense, but my attorney advised me to stop pressing my luck.
 
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marc weber wrote:
Ulf Dittmer wrote:... I take it this incident occurred in May?

I considered that as a defense, but my attorney advised me to stop pressing my luck.


See that's the problem right there. You should be pressing your pants. A nice, sharp crease always impresses a judge.

Except Clarence Thomas, who, rumor has it and by considerable coincidence, wears no pants under his robe.
 
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Ernest Friedman-Hill wrote:... You should be pressing your pants. A nice, sharp crease always impresses a judge...

Gee, I don't know. The last time I pressed my pants against a judge, he introduced me to the penal system.
 
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marc weber wrote:
Ernest Friedman-Hill wrote:... You should be pressing your pants. A nice, sharp crease always impresses a judge...

Gee, I don't know. The last time I pressed my pants against a judge, he introduced me to the penal system.


This is like humor steganography. Bravo!
 
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