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Ernest Friedman-Hill
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... for I am the God of Debugging. Issues flee before my mighty blade. Defects tremble at my Kerberos credentials. Uninstalled copies of Microsoft Vista spontaneously burst into hellfire at the mention of my name. They might run, but they can never hide. For I have dominion over Bugzilla and all it subtends.


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Apparently somebody had a fruitful day.


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Andrew Monkhouse
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Ernest Friedman-Hill wrote:Uninstalled copies of Microsoft Vista spontaneously burst into hellfire at the mention of my name.

I must be slow this morning. I read that a few times thinking "yeah - that's by design" before realizing that it was uninstalled copies.


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Do you really want me to bow ?


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How many you want?
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But you can't beat Chuck Norris, who just has to stare at the computer to make bugs disappear.


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Anand Hariharan
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Ernest Friedman-Hill wrote:... Issues flee before my mighty blade.


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Ernest Friedman-Hill wrote:... for I am the God of Debugging. Issues flee before my mighty blade. Defects tremble at my Kerberos credentials. Uninstalled copies of Microsoft Vista spontaneously burst into hellfire at the mention of my name. They might run, but they can never hide. For I have dominion over Bugzilla and all it subtends.


I want some of what ever it is you're having!!!


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You're really impressive! How can we join you?
vijay jamadade
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Issues flee before my mighty blade


Can i have that blade for some time, I have lot of bugs to resolve


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