Darth Vader at the post office

[Christophe Verré]

To celebrate the 30th year of Star Wars in Japan, Darth Vader was nominated "Japan One day Post Office chief"

[David O'Meara]

Wasn't that the beginning of the downfall?

[Joe Ess]

Wow. And I thought my local post office had some grumpy and unhelpful employees.

[Marc Peabody]

Nothing inspires like the fear of getting your hand cut off.

[Bear Bibeault]

I find your lack of postage disturbing.

[Ernest Friedman-Hill]

Your packages are overweight, old man.

[Doug Slattery]

I can't tell from here, but isn't that a Samurai sword on his back? Hmmm, in proper hands, would that be a formidable weapon against a light saver?

Since guns are "virtually" nonexistent in Japan, it gives new meaning to going postal .

-- Doug
-- Nothing is impossible if I'mPossible

P.S. I'm not in Hawaii anymore... They stopped paying my bills . I'll be a genuine rancher soon as I'm in Dallas, TX. That's another story. Kind of thinking out loud while thinking up a really-very-clever-and-creative-rancher-like closing greeting like Aloha is to Hawaii...