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Deepak Bala
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Joined: Feb 24, 2006
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Please mail me the source code for the internet.

My mail ID is source_CoDe_fOR_The_Internet@interBLAGiveMESourceCode.com

In return I will bake you an egg less cake and send you lemon pie


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Chetan Parekh
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Joined: Sep 16, 2004
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Check your PM I sent there.


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Mandar Khire
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Joined: Sep 11, 2007
Posts: 504

Check your mail box i send source code from
source_CoDe_Genarator_fOR_The_internet@outerBLAGIveYouSourceCode.com.

Now please bake egg less cake(which bird egg you will not take chicken's egg or ostrich's egg) & send me lemon pie(but which lemon you should take true lemon or water lemon).
[ August 02, 2008: Message edited by: Mandar Khire ]

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Deepak Bala
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Chetan, the CRC of the file that you mentioned in the download link is incorrect. 3 Organizations added a web site to the internet by the time you gave me the code and now the CRC of the binary code has changed. Bah ! This is never going to work.

I got the email from Mandar but the email daemon deleted the attachment of size 1 trillion peta bytes. It says the maximum size of the attachment is only 5 MB. Can someone compress the source code for the internet from 1 trillion peta bytes to 5 MB and send it to me ?

Please its URGENT !!! I need to deliver the internet to my project manager by MOnDay. He says he needs it so he can work online, when he is offline. HEEELLLPPP !
Henry Wong
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Joined: Sep 28, 2004
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Chetan, the CRC of the file that you mentioned in the download link is incorrect. 3 Organizations added a web site to the internet by the time you gave me the code and now the CRC of the binary code has changed. Bah ! This is never going to work.


John,

You should consider upgrading to Isolinear Optical Chips -- the speed of change and volume just seems too great for any other storage mediums.

Henry


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Doug Slattery
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Joined: Sep 15, 2007
Posts: 294
Relax. TeLl your pro ject ManaGer This l8test increddible news.

News Groups across the globe have uncovered an earth shattering story that the internet will be replaced. Sources from DARPA and NCSA have leaked news of a top secret project dubbed triple-8 because it is to be rolled out on Friday Aug. 8, 2008 or 08/08/08. At 12:01am on Friday, the internet as we know it will be shut down for the roll out of -- "The Astronet". There are so many dramatic improvements that users will need specially designed computers and software to use it. It uses new technology, which sources won't reveal at this time, that doesn't require the typical browser users have grown used to. We will continue to bring you further coverage of this astonishing news as it unfolds.


So tell you're PM on mUnday to plan an emurgent meeting to rebudjet for the new internet before Friday and have funn saturday of this.

For this, you can send my pie to Lucy in the sky.

Forward this to 10 of your best friends or bad luck will follow

- Doug
-- Nothing is impossible if I'mPossible
Amit Agrawal
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Joined: Aug 23, 2001
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I sent that to 10 of my best friends...each of them forwarded it again to me! however that wasn't much of a problem as i sent it again to 100 mail ids i knew...

but now i am getting it back from each one of them...what do i do? i don't have 10000 mail ids in my address book!!
Deepak Bala
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Joined: Feb 24, 2006
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Forward this to 10 of your best friends or bad luck will follow


But the forward button on my screen is broken and I cannot fix it. No fair !
Ulf Dittmer
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Joined: Mar 22, 2005
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What's this "friend" thing I keep hearing about?
Doug Slattery
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But the forward button on my screen is broken and I cannot fix it. No fair !


Don't worry grasshopper. You won't need it after next Friday

- Doug
-- Nothing is impossible if I'mPossible
Doug Slattery
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What's this "friend" thing I keep hearing about?


I've heard the same thing. Supposedly they only exist outside the net. Maybe in a place called "Sanctuary".?

- Doug
-- Nothing is impossible if I'mPossible
marc weber
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Joined: Aug 31, 2004
Posts: 11343

This sounds like homework.


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marc weber
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Joined: Aug 31, 2004
Posts: 11343

Since you were able to post here, it's obvious that the internet is already installed and running on your computer.

Search your hard drive for a directory called "Internet." Under this should be a "src" directory. Decompress whatever is in there, and you should have what you need. Note: Unless you need to, avoid decompressing the "media" subdirectory, because this is hard on the tubes. Also note that The Google is a separate application.
Sameer Jamal
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Joined: Feb 16, 2001
Posts: 1870
you can download it from here
Vikas Kapoor
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
you can download it from here

Deepak Bala
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Joined: Feb 24, 2006
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:
you can download it from here




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