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Vikas Kapoor
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Why people make more jokes on blonde girls? Why do they show that they are foolish?
Maneesh Godbole
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Originally posted by Vishal Pandya:
Why people make more jokes on blonde girls? Why do they show that they are foolish?


Same reason why there are so many "Sardarji" jokes !


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tapeshwar sharma
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Partly because beauty and brains is considered a rare combination.
Blonde girls are beautiful, so the other part is assumed like a default.
You know it would be unfair if a person has best of both the worlds !

And partly because of jealousy. Don't you think beauty and brains is deadly combination? Wouldn't you like to be handsome and intelligent?
But most of the people aren't both.
Actually, many of them including yours truly (unless the lights are dim and my mouth shut ) ), are neither.
Even this last remark is borrowed from someone from this forum, you see.

I can't say the same thing about Sardarji jokes.
Pat Farrell
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Originally posted by prashant bhardwaj:
Partly because beauty and brains is considered a rare combination.
Blonde girls are beautiful, so the other part is assumed like a default.


Partially so, but part of it is that women who are not real bright and nearly beautiful can die their hair blonde so that dumb men will fall all over themselves to get to them. Something that would not happen if they stayed Brunettes.

A dumb blonde will get farther in the world than the same woman as a brunette.
Jelle Klap
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Originally posted by Maneesh Godbole:


Same reason why there are so many "Sardarji" jokes !



Ah yes, my vast repertoire of Sardarji jokes...
What's a "Sardarji" again?
My first guess would some type of canned fish, but I'm probably thinking of sardines.


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tapeshwar sharma
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What's a "Sardarji" again?


Its a slang (not necessarily contemptuous) for the Sikh religious community.
However, some members of the community take exception to being called sardarji instead of Sikh.
Sardarji jokes are made and circulated with the same assumption about Sikhs as that for blondes : that they are naive.
However, while some members of this community have enough self confidence to laugh at such jokes(as long as it remains decent), others may object to them.
Vikas Kapoor
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Originally posted by prashant bhardwaj:
Blonde girls are beautiful
Not necessarily.Definition of Blonde
Originally posted by prashant bhardwaj:
But most of the people aren't both.
I think i am exception.
Maneesh Godbole
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Originally posted by Jelle Klap:
es, my vast repertoire of Sardarji jokes...
What's a "Sardarji" again?


Check this out and you will get an idea.
http://www.thedesi.com/sardarji_jokes.php

It may be noted, that "Sardarji" jokes are a sort of myth and real Sikhs are far from being dumb. Of course, like every where else, there are exceptions to the rule.

It may be noted, that Dr. Manmohan Singh, the current Prime Minister of India is a Sikh gentleman.
You can find his "resume" here
http://www.manmohansingh.org/php/showNews.php?newsid=17&linkid=2
 
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