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Java is to JavaScript as ham is to hamster

 
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From here.
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Nice pun, although I think if you give a hamster a ham, he will eat it.
 
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no wonder I keep getting fired from my job!!!
 
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I have a jacket with the Java logo on it, which I got when I visited JavaOne this year.

I was in a cafe a few weeks ago and someone saw my jacket and said "Javascript!". I said "No, Java!" and got a blank stare back. I didn't bother to try to explain to him what the difference is.
 
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I was in a cafe a few weeks ago and someone saw my jacket and said "Javascript!". I said "No, Java!" and got a blank stare back. I didn't bother to try to explain to him what the difference is.



Buwahahahaha ! 10 geek points for you
 
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thats cool.. .

I was asked if I developed the JSP with "javaScript" or "Java" by a fresh developer... I said both... and the answer I got was no dude! JSP means J ava S cri P t

this time I gave a blank stare!
 
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Jesper Young wrote:From here.


Most excellent!
 
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Or as Mark Twain (would have) said, Java is to Javascript as lightning is to the lightning bug.
 
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