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Real programmers name their son/daughter Untitled1

If they have twins its Untitled1 and "Copy of Untitled1"

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Real programmers just use butterflies.

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fred rosenberger wrote:Real programmers just use butterflies.


I was waiting for some one to link to that. One of the most hilarious cartoons in the collection
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I wear:

And the boy wears:

I need one that says "2.0a" for the younger one.

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