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Are you a real programmer ?

Deepak Bala

Joined: Feb 24, 2006
Posts: 6662

Real programmers name their son/daughter Untitled1

If they have twins its Untitled1 and "Copy of Untitled1"

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fred rosenberger
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Joined: Oct 02, 2003
Posts: 11955

Real programmers just use butterflies.

There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
Deepak Bala

Joined: Feb 24, 2006
Posts: 6662

fred rosenberger wrote:Real programmers just use butterflies.

I was waiting for some one to link to that. One of the most hilarious cartoons in the collection
Joe Ess

Joined: Oct 29, 2001
Posts: 9189

I wear:

And the boy wears:

I need one that says "2.0a" for the younger one.

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