This week's book giveaway is in the OCAJP 8 forum. We're giving away four copies of OCA Java SE 8 Programmer I Study Guide and have Edward Finegan & Robert Liguori on-line! See this thread for details.
If you are to join on thursday, go to the company on Wednesday. Wear a leather jacket and drive a harley. Make your entrance by breaking through the glass panes and screeching to a halt with a cigar in your mouth. When the receptionist looks at you with a gaping mouth, say 'I ll be baak' and ride away leaving the place in smokes.
That will impress them surely. oh and good luck finding your fourth job