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Ankit Garg
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I found some nice geeky jokes here. Some of my favorites
* Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
* The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX
* Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
* Warning! Buffer overflow, close the tumbler !
* Best file compression around: "rm *.*" = 100% compression
* My new car runs at 56Kbps
* Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

The list can go on and on


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Jesper de Jong
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Who is General Error and why is he reading my harddisk?


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Collin Dugas
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<@Ho0chie> i had awesome nerd moment with flat mate earlier.....
<@Ho0chie> ...he threw me a packet of crisps and they fell on the floor...we looked at each other and he said 'oh man, packet loss'



I go to http://qdb.us and http://www.xkcd.com/ for these..

P.S : this was taken from qdb.us
Rizvan Asgarov
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for the warming up the soup quickly on the stove, do "align center"


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Jesper de Jong
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Rizvan Asgarov wrote:for the warming up the soup quickly on the stove, do "align center"

Just apply this stylesheet:

#soup { text-align: center; }

Arun Giridhar
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