My name is Norgon Changrai. I work at the Embassy of Botswana in Nigeria. It has come to our attention that one of your web pages was stolen by a Nigerian youth. Instead of the page your website now shows
Howdy Pardner, unfortunately it looks like you've come to the wrong page or
maybe we've gone and moved that critter!
I wish to heartily inform you that we have recovered your web page and it is not safe with us in a Swiss locker bank. I have the key to this locker. Because of internal conflicts of interest between our governments I am unable to send this page to you. I can only send the page by arranging for a private plane. Please deposit 404 dollars into a shared bank account so that we may arrange for this flight to deliver your page. The recovered page is very big. So we will have to make 1000 trips on the plane to deliver all of it to you. You can make a full time payment of 400,000 dollars (notice that we are giving you a 4000 dollar discount) or make the payments in installments of 404. Looking forward to hearing from you.