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Ernest Friedman-Hill
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HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH !


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Yeah, pretty much how I feel. Except expressed with more energy than I can muster. (I'm down and out recovering from H1N1).

Let me guess what might elicit such an EFH reaction:
  • He's been told he must switch to Windows.
  • Someone stole his Conte Crayons.
  • Bubble gum on the head-rest is now caught in his hair.
  • More snow has been forecast for the mid-Atlantic.


  • Any of these even close?


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    Ernest Friedman-Hill
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    THE MEETING THAT WILL NOT END
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    This looked more like a zombie had taken over EFH. I was preparing my zombie emergency reaction kit.


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    Bear Bibeault wrote:Yeah, pretty much how I feel. Except expressed with more energy than I can muster. (I'm down and out recovering from H1N1).


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    Have you tried feigning death? That works only if whoever is blathering on is socially adept enough to realize one or more members of his (or her) audience has collapsed into a heap on the floor. (I.e., rarely.) Another strategy, but one that takes some advance planning, is to take out a bag of marbles and empty it on the conference table. Management and marketing types will be so distracted by the shiny baubles that you can safely sneak out and do some actual work.
    Ernest Friedman-Hill
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    Bear Bibeault wrote:
  • He's been told he must switch to Windows.
  • Someone stole his Conte Crayons.
  • Bubble gum on the head-rest is now caught in his hair.
  • More snow has been forecast for the mid-Atlantic.



  • I love these by the way!
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    Ernest Friedman-Hill wrote:THE MEETING THAT WILL NOT END

    Replete with corporate-approved idioms? My recent favorite: "There are a couple of ways we can boil the ocean."


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