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IPAD: Will it blend?

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Anything will blend with a strong enough blender!


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P.S. Interesting that the screen kept working while he was bending it in half!
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That's the kind of blender real men need!


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Bear Bibeault wrote:P.S. Interesting that the screen kept working while he was bending it in half!


You are the the first person that I hear say that. Good news for when a person drops it and steps on it.

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I've seen "destroyed" iPhones that still work fine.

But seriously, if you drink a blended iPad, will it make you more sensitive to touch? Hmmm...


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marc weber wrote:But seriously, if you drink a blended iPad, will it make you more sensitive to touch?
I imagine it would make you less sensitive to everything.
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Ha. Blend with milk and ice cream and you have an iShake!


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