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What is the worst you've heard after breaking up with a girlfriend?

Monu Tripathi
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Generally and naturally, they get angry. What is the worst they've thrown at you?

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Monu Tripathi wrote:What is the worst they've thrown at you?




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Monu Tripathi wrote:Generally and naturally, they get angry.


Not at all. If this is happening with you, you are doing something wrong.

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Joe Ess wrote:
Monu Tripathi wrote:What is the worst they've thrown at you?



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Maneesh Godbole wrote:
Monu Tripathi wrote:Generally and naturally, they get angry.


Not at all. If this is happening with you, you are doing something wrong.

You think I should've googled first?
Oh yes. Googling How to break up and still remain friends yields plenty of results!
W. Joe Smith
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At me? Nothing. I had a friend, though, that had an end table thrown at him. Now THAT is a bad breakup...


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W. Joe Smith wrote: I had a friend, though, that had an end table thrown at him.


A table? With whom did he break up? With Hulk?
W. Joe Smith
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John Bengler wrote:
W. Joe Smith wrote: I had a friend, though, that had an end table thrown at him.


A table? With whom did he break up? With Hulk?


Haha no. It was a cheap particle board-type table, like you could buy at Wal-Mart for $20. It makes a great story though.
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Dated a Finnish girl once. She took a butchers knife to me, got me too, got two large scars along my forearms. The break up was easier after that, never went back :P Crazy biatch


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W. Joe Smith
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Brad Dwan wrote:Dated a Finnish girl once. She took a butchers knife to me, got me too, got two large scars along my forearms. The break up was easier after that, never went back :P Crazy biatch


I guess you could say she tried to "Finnish" you!

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W. Joe Smith wrote:
Brad Dwan wrote:Dated a Finnish girl once. She took a butchers knife to me, got me too, got two large scars along my forearms. The break up was easier after that, never went back :P Crazy biatch


I guess you could say she tried to "Finnish" you!

/end cheap puns.


haha, she tried anyway. Just goes to show, Northern Europe have beautiful women but are as crazy as a heroine junkie coming down. Must be that 8 months of sub-zero temperature.

The real question to answer is: Would I do it again. In a heartbeat! Those girls know how to party and make your toes curl.
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Only expletives have been hurled at me because I'm smart enough to do it over the telephone.


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On one occasion, she suggested that because of our break up, intimate relations might subside over time. Fortunately, that was not the case.


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