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Ankit Garg
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I just got this email

You won £5,505,450 send your Details to our claims department Email: <NAME>
<Email-ID>

C'mon spammers ShowSomeEffort, a 2 lines mail for a 5 million pounds spam


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Ankit Garg wrote:I just got this email

You won £5,505,450 send your Details to our claims department Email: <NAME>
<Email-ID>

C'mon spammers ShowSomeEffort, a 2 lines mail for a 5 million pounds spam


The jokes on you buddy. I just send an email to <Email-ID> telling them that I am Ankit Garg. I am rich ! Rich I tell ya ! WHHOOOoooooooooooooo


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Rizvan Asgarov
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Ankit Garg wrote: I just got this email


You won £5,505,450 send your Details to our claims department Email: <NAME>
<Email-ID>

Hey, give me 25.000$ please, i really need it.


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Deepak Bala wrote:
Ankit Garg wrote:I just got this email

You won £5,505,450 send your Details to our claims department Email: <NAME>
<Email-ID>

C'mon spammers ShowSomeEffort, a 2 lines mail for a 5 million pounds spam


The jokes on you buddy. I just send an email to <Email-ID> telling them that I am Ankit Garg. I am rich ! Rich I tell ya ! WHHOOOoooooooooooooo

Deepak: When are you going to pay the 1000$ you owe me?


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Rizvan Asgarov wrote:
Ankit Garg wrote: I just got this email
You won £5,505,450 send your Details to our claims department Email: <NAME>
<Email-ID>

Hey, give me 25.000$ please, i really need it.


I would be glad to help you. Simply send me a PM with your bank account number and I will forward the desired amount. If you don't want to send me personal details, I can send you a check. Unfortunately, my printer only prints checks in $10k increments, so I will send you a check for $30,000 and all you have to do is wire me back the $5,000 in change.


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Deepak Bala
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Monu Tripathi wrote:
Deepak Bala wrote:
Ankit Garg wrote:I just got this email

You won £5,505,450 send your Details to our claims department Email: <NAME>
<Email-ID>

C'mon spammers ShowSomeEffort, a 2 lines mail for a 5 million pounds spam


The jokes on you buddy. I just send an email to <Email-ID> telling them that I am Ankit Garg. I am rich ! Rich I tell ya ! WHHOOOoooooooooooooo

Deepak: When are you going to pay the 1000$ you owe me?


What 1000$ ?
Ankit Garg
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Rizvan Asgarov wrote:
Ankit Garg wrote:You won £5,505,450

Hey, give me 25.000$ please, i really need it.

Don't you know rich people are rich because they don't spend their money
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Rizvan Asgarov
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Ankit Garg wrote:
Rizvan Asgarov wrote:
Ankit Garg wrote:
I just got this email
You won £5,505,450 send your Details to our claims department Email: <NAME>
<Email-ID>



Hey, give me 25.000$ please, i really need it.


Don't you know rich people are rich because they don't spend their money

So this is a good opportunity (and the first step) for to do selflessness among the rich.
Rizvan Asgarov
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Joe Ess wrote: I would be glad to help you. Simply send me a PM with your bank account number and I will forward the desired amount. If you don't want to send me personal details, I can send you a check. Unfortunately, my printer only prints checks in $10k increments, so I will send you a check for $30,000 and all you have to do is wire me back the $5,000 in change.

It seems you have a good experience in these works...
Simply send me a PM

PM = Prime Minister
Ernest Friedman-Hill
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Rizvan Asgarov wrote:
PM = Prime Minister


Yes, they make excellent couriers. See if you can find one that's not busy -- I think Tony Blair has some time on his hands right now!
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Ernest Friedman-Hill wrote:
Rizvan Asgarov wrote:
PM = Prime Minister


Yes, they make excellent couriers. See if you can find one that's not busy -- I think Tony Blair has some time on his hands right now!


EFH, TB is now a FPM (Former prime minister), not a PM. This is IMHO FYI HTH
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Since it looks like the question was serious...

PM = Private Message


Henry


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Monu Tripathi
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Deepak Bala wrote:What 1000$ ?

I need my money!
Deepak Bala
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Monu Tripathi wrote:
Deepak Bala wrote:What 1000$ ?

I need my money!


Everyone does

You ll get it when I meet Santa
Ankit Garg
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Monu Tripathi wrote:I need my money!

And I need all the money of Bill Gates
Rizvan Asgarov
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Hi,

Henry Wong wrote: Since it looks like the question was serious...

PM = Private Message

Thanks Henry! The most serious moderator of the Javaranch...
 
I agree. Here's the link: http://zeroturnaround.com/jrebel - it saves me about five hours per week
 
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