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Deepak Bala
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Image too big. Source here -> http://i.imgur.com/RAyNr.jpg


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An infinite number of people walk into a bar. The first person goes up to the bartender and orders a full beer. The second person goes up to the bartender and orders half a beer. The third person goes up and orders a quarter of a beer. The bartender looks at them, says, "you're all a bunch of idiots," pours two full beers, and walks away.
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Deepak Bala wrote:Image too big. Source here -> http://i.imgur.com/RAyNr.jpg
To nerd for me!


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for both...


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I like the first one the most. It's very geeky but who cares. The second one is nice to.


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Ankit Garg
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So we're using "to" instead of "too" in this thread. I'll follow this tradition to (BTW I didn't understand both of the jokes)...


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David O'Meara
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The first is related to array overrun in C, hence not understood by Java devs
In the second, the infinite geometric series 1 + 1/2 + 1/4 + 1/8 ... is equal to 2 (related to Zeno's paradox)
Monu Tripathi
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That string collected lot of garbage on its way to the bar. Thats what coke and rum can do to young Strings, not null terminated.


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