This week's book giveaway is in the OCAJP 8 forum. We're giving away four copies of OCA Java SE 8 Programmer I Study Guide and have Edward Finegan & Robert Liguori on-line! See this thread for details.
An infinite number of people walk into a bar. The first person goes up to the bartender and orders a full beer. The second person goes up to the bartender and orders half a beer. The third person goes up and orders a quarter of a beer. The bartender looks at them, says, "you're all a bunch of idiots," pours two full beers, and walks away.