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paul wheaton
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Ernest Friedman-Hill
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That is awesome!

My son was explaining to me the other day how the proper way to open a banana involves squeezing it until it explodes. I was unclear on whether he was saying this is something he himself is capable of doing or not.


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Jesper de Jong
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Hmmm, I'm going to try that next time I eat a banana!

@Fred - squeeze it until it explodes? That doesn't sound like a very optimal way of peeling a banana...


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Ernest Friedman-Hill
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Jesper Young wrote:
@Fred - squeeze it until it explodes? That doesn't sound like a very optimal way of peeling a banana...


When you are six, it sounds hella awesome, I presume. And don't call me Fred!
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I saw this video about a year ago and since then I've never peeled a banana the "old" way. It's easier and way cooler


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Fred?! Maybe my brain works better after I eat a banana!
 
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