Worst song titles you know

I like Iron Maiden, but they have some horrible song titles :

- Die with your boots on
- The loneliness of the long distance runner (taken from the title of a short story)

Do you know any ?

Not safe for work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

Bear Bibeault wrote:Not safe for work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

But of course!
Named on radio as "Forget you"

Bear Bibeault wrote:Not safe for work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

I'm somewhat ashamed to say I actually really like the song.

fred rosenberger wrote:

Bear Bibeault wrote:Not safe for work:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

I'm somewhat ashamed to say I actually really like the song.

It is catchy. And I think the video is hilarious.

I like the Cee Lo Green song too. Catchy, funny, and frankly the (real) title works quite well. In a very similar vein, let's not forget Lily Allen's song of the same name from a year earlier. Also NSFW of course. Good stuff.

I'm not sure what would constitute a bad song title - the Iron Maiden examples cited sound fine to me.

I'll have to think about it...

Mike Simmons wrote:I'm not sure what would constitute a bad song title - the Iron Maiden examples cited sound fine to me. I'll have to think about it...

It's very subjective

How about Pink Floyd's
"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict"

David O'Meara wrote:How about Pink Floyd's
"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict"

Now see, I think that's a great title. The song itself was quite a disappointment when I heard it.

"The Anaheim, Azusa & Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review And Timing Association"

Charade that!

Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except For Me And My Monkey)

The Gathering - When Trust Becomes Sound
Dead Can Dance - In Power We Trust the Love Advocated

Anything by Panic! at the Disco.

Here are some hilarious titles from Machinae Supremacy's Jets 'n' Guns soundtrack:
Koala in the Spider's Web
Flight of the Toyota
Teh evul p4in of Doomy Hell
Erecta My Hamburger Baby
Zogrim Ate My Hamster

Christophe Verré wrote:I like Iron Maiden, but they have some horrible song titles :

- Die with your boots on
- The loneliness of the long distance runner (taken from the title of a short story)

Do you know any ?

Can't think why you missed "Bring your daughter to the slaughter"...

Maggot Brain!

All indians must be knowing this so called "worst titled hindi song"- Mohobbat hai mirchi.....lol

It is actually just senseless....the english conversion of this song might be something like this

Love is chilly
Love is chilly
Darling....
Spicy spicy
Tangled Tangled
are the roads to love darling....!!!

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE

Sounds pretty much like half of the English love songs ;)

Top 20 I found from GOOGLE

1. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

2. There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You

3. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye

4. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

5. I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

6. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

7. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

8. Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade

9. If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?

10. Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

11. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

12. I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

13. She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft

14. I Wouldn’t Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

15. They May Put Me In Prison But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breaking Out

16. Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

17. I Just Fell In Something and I Sure Hope It’s Love

18. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here

19. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

20. C’mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range

Joe Ess wrote:Maggot Brain!

George Clinton and pals are good value for nonsense song names. The man's a genius! Interesting side fact: he apparently legally owns a trademark on the phrase "Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay".

Paul Sturrock wrote:

Joe Ess wrote:Maggot Brain!

George Clinton and pals are good value for nonsense song names. The man's a genius! Interesting side fact: he apparently legally owns a trademark on the phrase "Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay".

Is that really a song??...Woooo..Then now I can made a song on moose head ;)

MOOSE Head... The Beautifool Moose Head..
Which Always hang on the JAVARANCH...

Paul Sturrock wrote:

George Clinton and pals are good value for nonsense song names. The man's a genius! Interesting side fact: he apparently legally owns a trademark on the phrase "Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay".

That is interesting. I wonder how they managed to make this song without infringing trademark -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bow_Wow_%28That%27s_My_Name%29

It contains the line "Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay". Or was the sampling done after a contract of some sort was signed ?

Hindi song--->telephone dhun main hasne wali

Meaning ---> Girl who laugh like the sound of telephone...