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Ice Safety! (a public service announcement)

Bert Bates

Joined: Oct 14, 2002
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Christophe Verré

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At family parties, avoid displaying ice sculptures in dolphin shapes, as they can take on a suggestive silhouette as they melt, offending older relatives who may write you out of their wills.

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