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Why iPad can't replace newspaper

Saurabh Pillai
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Mohamed Sanaulla
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Man how dare he do that


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On the other hand, our cat finds it equally easy to insert herself between us and either a newspaper or an iPad.


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Mohamed Sanaulla
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Bert Bates wrote:On the other hand, our cat finds it equally easy to insert herself between us and either a newspaper or an iPad.


So for the cat it really doesn't matter what it is Its work is to make itself comfortable in any available space.
Kaustubh G Sharma
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jokes apart.... it can save lot of papers...


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Ulf Dittmer
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it can save lot of papers...

... at the expense of lots and lots of more costly materials. Assuming one fly per month, and further assuming that either flies takes Sundays off or you take Sundays off from killing flies, you'd need 12 iPads per year vs. about 314 newspaper editions - the energy footprint of that is probably in favor of newspapers.


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Kaustubh G Sharma
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Ulf Dittmer wrote:
it can save lot of papers...

... at the expense of lots and lots of more costly materials. Assuming one fly per month, and further assuming that either flies takes Sundays off or you take Sundays off from killing flies, you'd need 12 iPads per year vs. about 314 newspaper editions - the energy footprint of that is probably in favor of newspapers.


hahahahahah..... better to install net on your windows or avoid reading news papers ...
 
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