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For all you office warriors...
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fred rosenberger
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Joined: Oct 02, 2003
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may i present the Business Shoulder Holster.
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Paul Clapham
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Joined: Oct 14, 2005
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But it doesn't have a place for my gun? 
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Bear Bibeault
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Joined: Jan 10, 2002
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To shoot those laughing at you for such pretentiousness?
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Greg Charles
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Joined: Oct 01, 2001
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That's just plain ridiculous. The only place I can imagine seeing it is on "The Office" played for laughs, but Dwight already had a holster and it didn't work out.
Did you notice it's on the "Holsters" tab of that site? They seem to have holsters for every occasion. Well, I guess they missed a few:
Wedding holster -- pockets for ring, copy of wedding vows, secret crib sheet of future in-laws's names, and GPS for finding the church
Movie theater holster -- pockets for tickets, straws and napkins, jujubes (with dispenser), and hot butter-flavored oil
Exotic dancer holster -- pockets for dollar bills, keys to locker, dance schedule, and other bare essentials for when you just don't have any other options
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Mohamed Sanaulla
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Would people buy it? It doesnt look comfortable
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Frank Silbermann
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Joined: Jun 06, 2002
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Just imagine the fun at traffic stops. "May I see your license and registration please? ...."
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Robin John
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Frank Silbermann wrote:Just imagine the fun at traffic stops. "May I see your license and registration please? ...."
FUN !! well, let me complete it..
Bang ! Bang ! Shooot!
Officer says after a minute: SssskrSSss Man shot down ! Ssshkrsshh Man shot down !, requesting ambulance, 'was trying to shoot me, possible crime scene, Man down !!! ....
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fred rosenberger
lowercase baba
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Joined: Oct 02, 2003
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Someone in my office (the guy who started sending this link around here) actually ordered one yesterday.
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Gregg Bolinger
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Joined: Jul 11, 2001
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Call me crazy, but I'd love that! That is, if I had to wear a suit every day. So much easier to put that on than to unload and reload every day all my other pockets.
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Michael Ernest
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Joined: Oct 25, 2000
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I like the "highly sophisticated materials" feature. I won't buy materials if they aren't highly sophisticated.
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Joe Ess
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Joined: Oct 29, 2001
Posts: 8259
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That's what my laptop bag is for: a Male Purse (or murse). In the unlikely event I don't need a laptop, I'm probably carrying a backpack.
Is this now an Every Day Carry topic?
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Saurabh Pillai
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Joined: Sep 12, 2008
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Everybody is carrying pocket knife.  
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Joe Ess
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Joined: Oct 29, 2001
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Saurabh Pillai wrote:
Everybody is carrying pocket knife.
You mean you don't have a knife???
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Saurabh Pillai
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Joined: Sep 12, 2008
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Nope. Why is it compulsory?
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Bear Bibeault
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Joined: Jan 10, 2002
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Because everyone else has one!
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Greg Charles
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Joined: Oct 01, 2001
Posts: 2535
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Really, no knife? You definitely wouldn't get the last donut in our break room!
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Kaustubh G Sharma
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Why there's a need to keep a knife with this daily accessories? Is it for the BOSS? 
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Kaustubh G Sharma
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And if it is important that I recommend Swiss Army Knife 
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Kaustubh G Sharma
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Joe Ess
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Kaustubh G Sharma wrote:Why there's a need to keep a knife with this daily accessories? Is it for the BOSS?
Beats the heck out of fingernails and harsh language.
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Kaustubh G Sharma
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Then I prefer this kit over swiss knife
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