wood burning stoves*
The moose likes Meaningless Drivel and the fly likes For all you office warriors... Big Moose Saloon
  Search | Java FAQ | Recent Topics | Flagged Topics | Hot Topics | Zero Replies
Register / Login


Win a copy of Murach's Java Servlets and JSP this week in the Servlets forum!
JavaRanch » Java Forums » Other » Meaningless Drivel
Bookmark "For all you office warriors..." Watch "For all you office warriors..." New topic
Author

For all you office warriors...

fred rosenberger
lowercase baba
Bartender

Joined: Oct 02, 2003
Posts: 11150
    
  16

may i present the Business Shoulder Holster.


There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
Paul Clapham
Bartender

Joined: Oct 14, 2005
Posts: 18541
    
    8

But it doesn't have a place for my gun?
Bear Bibeault
Author and ninkuma
Marshal

Joined: Jan 10, 2002
Posts: 60741
    
  65

To shoot those laughing at you for such pretentiousness?

[Asking smart questions] [Bear's FrontMan] [About Bear] [Books by Bear]
Greg Charles
Sheriff

Joined: Oct 01, 2001
Posts: 2833
    
  11

That's just plain ridiculous. The only place I can imagine seeing it is on "The Office" played for laughs, but Dwight already had a holster and it didn't work out.

Did you notice it's on the "Holsters" tab of that site? They seem to have holsters for every occasion. Well, I guess they missed a few:

Wedding holster -- pockets for ring, copy of wedding vows, secret crib sheet of future in-laws's names, and GPS for finding the church
Movie theater holster -- pockets for tickets, straws and napkins, jujubes (with dispenser), and hot butter-flavored oil
Exotic dancer holster -- pockets for dollar bills, keys to locker, dance schedule, and other bare essentials for when you just don't have any other options
Mohamed Sanaulla
Saloon Keeper

Joined: Sep 08, 2007
Posts: 3064
    
  33

Would people buy it? It doesnt look comfortable


Mohamed Sanaulla | My Blog
Frank Silbermann
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jun 06, 2002
Posts: 1385
Just imagine the fun at traffic stops. "May I see your license and registration please? ...."
Robin John
Ranch Hand

Joined: Sep 10, 2008
Posts: 270

Frank Silbermann wrote:Just imagine the fun at traffic stops. "May I see your license and registration please? ...."


FUN !! well, let me complete it..

Bang ! Bang ! Shooot!

Officer says after a minute: SssskrSSss Man shot down ! Ssshkrsshh Man shot down !, requesting ambulance, 'was trying to shoot me, possible crime scene, Man down !!! ....


Time is what we want the most, but what we use the worst. -- William Penn
fred rosenberger
lowercase baba
Bartender

Joined: Oct 02, 2003
Posts: 11150
    
  16

Someone in my office (the guy who started sending this link around here) actually ordered one yesterday.
Gregg Bolinger
GenRocket Founder
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 11, 2001
Posts: 15299
    
    6

Call me crazy, but I'd love that! That is, if I had to wear a suit every day. So much easier to put that on than to unload and reload every day all my other pockets.


GenRocket - Experts at Building Test Data
Michael Ernest
High Plains Drifter
Sheriff

Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

I like the "highly sophisticated materials" feature. I won't buy materials if they aren't highly sophisticated.


Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.
- Robert Bresson
Joe Ess
Bartender

Joined: Oct 29, 2001
Posts: 8836
    
    7

That's what my laptop bag is for: a Male Purse (or murse). In the unlikely event I don't need a laptop, I'm probably carrying a backpack.
Is this now an Every Day Carry topic?


"blabbing like a narcissistic fool with a superiority complex" ~ N.A.
[How To Ask Questions On JavaRanch]
Saurabh Pillai
Ranch Hand

Joined: Sep 12, 2008
Posts: 506
Joe Ess wrote:Is this now an Every Day Carry topic?


Everybody is carrying pocket knife.
Joe Ess
Bartender

Joined: Oct 29, 2001
Posts: 8836
    
    7

Saurabh Pillai wrote:
Joe Ess wrote:Is this now an Every Day Carry topic?


Everybody is carrying pocket knife.


You mean you don't have a knife???
Saurabh Pillai
Ranch Hand

Joined: Sep 12, 2008
Posts: 506
Nope. Why is it compulsory?
Bear Bibeault
Author and ninkuma
Marshal

Joined: Jan 10, 2002
Posts: 60741
    
  65

Because everyone else has one!
Greg Charles
Sheriff

Joined: Oct 01, 2001
Posts: 2833
    
  11

Really, no knife? You definitely wouldn't get the last donut in our break room!
Kaustubh G Sharma
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 13, 2010
Posts: 1270

Why there's a need to keep a knife with this daily accessories? Is it for the BOSS?


No Kaustubh No Fun, Know Kaustubh Know Fun..
Kaustubh G Sharma
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 13, 2010
Posts: 1270

And if it is important that I recommend Swiss Army Knife
Kaustubh G Sharma
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 13, 2010
Posts: 1270

Joe Ess
Bartender

Joined: Oct 29, 2001
Posts: 8836
    
    7

Kaustubh G Sharma wrote:Why there's a need to keep a knife with this daily accessories? Is it for the BOSS?


Beats the heck out of fingernails and harsh language.
Kaustubh G Sharma
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 13, 2010
Posts: 1270

Then I prefer this kit over swiss knife
 
wood burning stoves
 
subject: For all you office warriors...
 
Similar Threads
Is anyone here 1337?
freelance site
career focus!
utilize my skills, scjp,scwcd i can work for you online.
Send sms from java application