In the past I worked for a startup called Scentric. Once I mentioned to the big boss, all employees should be called eccentrics. Unfortunately he went with scentricians.
I still maintain being called eccentric is way better than being called scentrician which sounds like electrician.
“Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.” (Mosher's Law of Software Engineering)
“If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.” (Edsger Dijkstra)